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03-02-2019, 03:21 PM | #41 (permalink) | |
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Yesterday this girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegan restaurant. I was confused cause I'd never seen herbivore.
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03-02-2019, 04:26 PM | #42 (permalink) |
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Is the punchline the part where a woman actually talked to you?
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03-02-2019, 07:02 PM | #43 (permalink) | |
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Is the punchline the he didn't see herbivore but her melons looked familiar? Cause the vegan restaurant has a melon bar and she was walking back to her seat holding a plate of melons and The Charles couldn't see her face cause of the melons. The Charles was like run away and marry me, but she was like I cantaloupe.
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03-02-2019, 07:18 PM | #44 (permalink) | |
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