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Old 04-26-2018, 09:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Have you heard this guy's music. It's awful. I'd rather listen to Randy Savages rap album.
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Old 04-26-2018, 09:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Honoured to be slated alongside such legends.

And Weezer.
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Old 04-26-2018, 09:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Doesn’t tour.
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Old 04-26-2018, 10:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Honoured to be slated alongside such legends.

And Weezer.
Turn around is fair play.
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Old 04-26-2018, 10:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Jesus isn't even in the band. The whole thing is a lie.
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Old 04-27-2018, 01:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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They've become too polished and commercial lately.
I love their first album, which is a 2h recording of Frown scratching his ****ty beard and raping pigs with rusty pipes.
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Old 04-27-2018, 01:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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They've become too polished and commercial lately.
I love their first album, which is a 2h recording of Frown scratching his ****ty beard and raping pigs with rusty pipes.
I heard he stopped Russian to make the album and as a result they become too Polish.
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Old 04-27-2018, 02:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I heard he stopped Russian to make the album and as a result they become too Polish.
I think you need to Czech your facts.
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He promised a collab with Vladimir Putin, but I know he's not gonna do it anyway, which is lame.
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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He promised a collab with Vladimir Putin, but I know he's not gonna do it anyway, which is lame.
You're Putin me on.
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