What sucks about this artist?: Jesus The Carpenter
 

Have you heard this guy's music. It's awful. I'd rather listen to Randy Savages rap album.

Honoured to be slated alongside such legends.

And Weezer.

Doesn’t tour.

Turn around is fair play.

Jesus isn't even in the band. The whole thing is a lie.

They've become too polished and commercial lately.
I love their first album, which is a 2h recording of Frown scratching his ****ty beard and raping pigs with rusty pipes.

I heard he stopped Russian to make the album and as a result they become too Polish.

I think you need to Czech your facts.

He promised a collab with Vladimir Putin, but I know he's not gonna do it anyway, which is lame.

You're Putin me on.

That isntbull, so don't be a jive Turkey.

I'm just Hungary for the truth.

Frown sounds like a San Fran Sissy

The real question is, what doesn't suck about them.

Right on cue! Do us a favour with a track-by-track analysis.

Maybe he's just not Russian the project.

He’s Stalin

Or he wants Kievrything to be just right.

Stop Lenin on him.

Yeah, KGB patient.

I’m czarry

Sometimes the perfection of Jesus Is Carpenter makes you realize just how inferior other artists are in comparison so you lose a kind of love and appreciation for music that used to give much more joy in the past do to it's complete musical incompetence in comparison to this band.

Don't crucify me, guys, but I find this music a bit wooden. Maybe we should table a motion: is this the final nail in the coffin of music?

It's like I solved the Lament Configuration and you came forth saying "I got such jokes to tell you".

No. No it isn't. It's like everyone else is making puns and I joined in. Jeez. Lighten up, will you?

They're the other cenobites. You're their leader. This is my perdition.

I don't lead. I was not born a leader. Nobody likes my music. Or me. :(

Interesting side note: my name actually means "leader of men". How wrong can your parents get it, huh? :laughing: :banghead:

I thought your name literally meant "De wreck of men." :rolleyes:

Probably closer to the truth, my friend.

:laughing:

If humans are 70% water does that mean I was born a litre of men?

Nice one, TH.

I don't believe for a second that you could have come up with that glorious dad joke.

Even I have some standards. Not many, but some.