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Old 04-27-2018, 11:25 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2018, 10:10 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Sometimes the perfection of Jesus Is Carpenter makes you realize just how inferior other artists are in comparison so you lose a kind of love and appreciation for music that used to give much more joy in the past do to it's complete musical incompetence in comparison to this band.
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Old 04-28-2018, 10:19 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Don't crucify me, guys, but I find this music a bit wooden. Maybe we should table a motion: is this the final nail in the coffin of music?
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Old 04-28-2018, 10:21 AM   #24 (permalink)
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It's like I solved the Lament Configuration and you came forth saying "I got such jokes to tell you".
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 04-28-2018, 10:44 AM   #25 (permalink)
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It's like I solved the Lament Configuration and you came forth saying "I got such jokes to tell you".
No. No it isn't. It's like everyone else is making puns and I joined in. Jeez. Lighten up, will you?
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Old 04-28-2018, 10:47 AM   #26 (permalink)
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No. No it isn't. It's like everyone else is making puns and I joined in. Jeez. Lighten up, will you?
They're the other cenobites. You're their leader. This is my perdition.
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Old 04-28-2018, 10:54 AM   #27 (permalink)
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They're the other cenobites. You're their leader. This is my perdition.
I don't lead. I was not born a leader. Nobody likes my music. Or me.

Interesting side note: my name actually means "leader of men". How wrong can your parents get it, huh?
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Old 04-28-2018, 11:01 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I don't lead. I was not born a leader. Nobody likes my music. Or me.

Interesting side note: my name actually means "leader of men". How wrong can your parents get it, huh?
I thought your name literally meant "De wreck of men."
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Old 04-28-2018, 11:06 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I thought your name literally meant "De wreck of men."
Probably closer to the truth, my friend.
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