How to sell my songs to a famous musician?

xmarcusx · 02-12-2018, 05:18 AM

How to show my music to them? How much should I charge?

Oriphiel · 02-12-2018, 06:28 AM

Hide in their closet and whistle the tune that you want to sell to them. I think ten million is the going rate.

xmarcusx · 02-12-2018, 01:17 PM

It did not help at all.

The Batlord · 02-12-2018, 01:28 PM

First you need to write down the lyrics and your phone number and fold up the paper real small. Then you sneak into a musician's house, stick the paper in their box of Cheerios, and then act like they won a prize when they call you the next day.

**Exo** · 02-12-2018, 01:29 PM

Make a shrine made out of toilet paper that you yourself have used. Except, instead of having your sh*t on it, you can write the lyrics to your music considering it's most likely the same thing.

Trollheart · 02-12-2018, 02:15 PM

I'm a famous musician. I'll buy your songs.
My opening bid is twenty dollars.
Actually, that's my only bid. Take it or leave it.

grindy · 02-12-2018, 02:28 PM

22

The Batlord · 02-12-2018, 03:20 PM

23 and half a pack of Juicy Fruit gum.

Trollheart · 02-12-2018, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

22

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

23 and half a pack of Juicy Fruit gum.

Damn. Outbid. It's Ebay all over again.

**Frownland** · 02-13-2018, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by xmarcusx

It did not help at all.

If you give up after only surprising one celebrity in their home, then you're not ready for the industry.

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