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02-12-2018, 06:28 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
Join Date: Oct 2014
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Hide in their closet and whistle the tune that you want to sell to them. I think ten million is the going rate.
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02-12-2018, 01:28 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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First you need to write down the lyrics and your phone number and fold up the paper real small. Then you sneak into a musician's house, stick the paper in their box of Cheerios, and then act like they won a prize when they call you the next day.
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02-12-2018, 01:29 PM | #5 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
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Make a shrine made out of toilet paper that you yourself have used. Except, instead of having your sh*t on it, you can write the lyrics to your music considering it's most likely the same thing.
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02-12-2018, 02:15 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
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I'm a famous musician. I'll buy your songs.
My opening bid is twenty dollars. Actually, that's my only bid. Take it or leave it.
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02-12-2018, 03:20 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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23 and half a pack of Juicy Fruit gum.
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02-13-2018, 04:04 PM | #10 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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If you give up after only surprising one celebrity in their home, then you're not ready for the industry.
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