If you were a stripper, what would your signature song be?

rubber soul · 01-14-2018, 04:14 AM

Oriphiel · 01-14-2018, 04:17 AM

~~MicShazam~~ · 01-14-2018, 04:56 AM

OccultHawk · 01-14-2018, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

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*overly long chula anecdote*

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tl;dr

Psy-Fi · 01-14-2018, 11:37 AM

It's a toss-up between these two...

The Swallows - It Ain't the Meat

Maurice Chevalier - Thank Heaven for Little Girls

rubber soul · 01-14-2018, 11:47 AM

The second one's sure a little creepy

Chula Vista · 01-14-2018, 01:39 PM

So many hair metal songs would work great.

Pet_Sounds · 01-14-2018, 02:41 PM

Chiomara · 01-15-2018, 01:36 PM

Plankton · 01-15-2018, 01:48 PM

My 2 friends (they're sisters) were strippers, and they asked me for a few suggestions once. I forgot what kind of list I gave em, and it was probably over a decade ago, but it had a lot of what was suggested here so far. I even gave them one of my tunes, since it sounded like a soundtrack to a porno. Now, one has a couple hundred kids and the other one was doing stand-up at the open mics I was running since she's taking a stab at being a comedian.

tl:dr *grunt*

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	My 2 friends (they're sisters) were strippers, and they asked me for a few suggestions once. I forgot what kind of list I gave em, and it was probably over a decade ago, but it had a lot of what was suggested here so far. I even gave them one of my tunes, since it sounded like a soundtrack to a porno. Now, one has a couple hundred kids and the other one was doing stand-up at the open mics I was running since she's taking a stab at being a comedian. tl:dr grunt __________________ See location...

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