If you were a stripper, what would your signature song be?

WWWP · 01-13-2018, 08:15 PM

100%

GunmouthGrace · 01-13-2018, 08:21 PM

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Chiomara · 01-13-2018, 08:28 PM

OccultHawk · 01-13-2018, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

100%

Real titties and a full bush. straight up CORRECT.

Chula Vista · 01-13-2018, 11:25 PM

First dance

For my second dance I'd go a bit more dramatic

Final dance

Chula Vista · 01-14-2018, 12:28 AM

TL;DR - worth reading.

Funny stripper story. Back in the late 80s early 90s I'd have to go to the HUGE Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas as part of my job. Probably went 6-7 years in a row. We're talking 10s of thousands of out of towners (exhibitors, dealers, vendors, buyers, etc. in town for the weekend) Every hotel would get sold out and taxi lines would be insane. (tip: at the airport, hotel, or convention center, walk to the front of the line and find someone going to the same place you are and offer to split the cab fare

)

All aspects of Vegas gear up for this weekend - including strip clubs who will hire the best talent from LA, Phoenix, San Diego, etc. to help keep up with the 24/7 non stop club traffic.

Anyhoo, I got use to how things worked after a while. This one year a new younger co-worker came out. This dude was a bit of an intellectual snob - his family was rich and he had attended Carnegie Mellon University. Beyond upper crust.

So one night after the show was over for the day and it was party time I asked him if he wanted to go to a strip club. I forget the name of the place and just searched but they must be out of business. The place was classy and had only the best of the best most beautiful girls working there.

He hemmed and hawed arguing how it was degrading and beneath his high brow ideals. I finally got him to agree to check it out. We get there and the place is (of course) packed to the rafters so you end up having to stand way in the back. What you need to do is find the head guy working the floor, casually slip him a couple of $20s so he'll put you in the front of the line for the next available open table next to the stage.

So we're now sitting and I can see his resolve slowly crumbling away. I'm talking so close that you can talk to the dancers on stage. *boom* I get an idea. When not up on stage dancing, the girls are working the floor for lap dances. I tell the dude I gotta use the john and then search out the most gorgeous girl on the floor. I get her attention and pull out a $20 - the cost of a lap dance. She comes over and I point out my co-worker and explain how it's his first time in this type of club.

I paid her and then asked her to saddle up to him and tell him he's really cute. So cute in fact she's going to give him a dance for free. She was 100% into the plan. I stood in the back of the room and watched it play out. The dude was overwhelmed and she really turned up the heat.

When the dance was over, she found me and laughed and said it was the most fun she'd had working in a while and that I better go check on my friend to see if he was OK.

I got back to the table and he was still slack jawed. He related what had happened (from his perspective - I never told him what I had done). He could not stop talking about it and even warmed up to the girls on stage paying them compliments.

The next day after the work was over he came up to me with the excitement of a kid on Christmas Eve, asking if we could go back to the club again. We did. 10 points to Chula for bringing the boy back down to earth from his pretentious cloud.

Maajo · 01-14-2018, 12:46 AM

Maajo · 01-14-2018, 12:50 AM

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The Batlord · 01-14-2018, 03:36 AM

*chio post*

*read*

*occulthawk post*

*read*

*overly long chula anecdote*

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Oriphiel · 01-14-2018, 03:41 AM

Btw, everyone's got such badass picks, makes me feel kinda bad that I didn't pick something better. But years ago, gazing up at the stars, my fists clenched, the wind blowing my hair dramatically, screaming at the injustices in the world, I made an oath that if I ever became a stripper, "Knocking At Your Back Door" would be my jam.

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	First dance For my second dance I'd go a bit more dramatic Final dance __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” Last edited by Chula Vista; 01-13-2018 at 11:32 PM.

01-14-2018, 12:28 AM	#26 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	TL;DR - worth reading. Funny stripper story. Back in the late 80s early 90s I'd have to go to the HUGE Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas as part of my job. Probably went 6-7 years in a row. We're talking 10s of thousands of out of towners (exhibitors, dealers, vendors, buyers, etc. in town for the weekend) Every hotel would get sold out and taxi lines would be insane. (tip: at the airport, hotel, or convention center, walk to the front of the line and find someone going to the same place you are and offer to split the cab fare ) All aspects of Vegas gear up for this weekend - including strip clubs who will hire the best talent from LA, Phoenix, San Diego, etc. to help keep up with the 24/7 non stop club traffic. Anyhoo, I got use to how things worked after a while. This one year a new younger co-worker came out. This dude was a bit of an intellectual snob - his family was rich and he had attended Carnegie Mellon University. Beyond upper crust. So one night after the show was over for the day and it was party time I asked him if he wanted to go to a strip club. I forget the name of the place and just searched but they must be out of business. The place was classy and had only the best of the best most beautiful girls working there. He hemmed and hawed arguing how it was degrading and beneath his high brow ideals. I finally got him to agree to check it out. We get there and the place is (of course) packed to the rafters so you end up having to stand way in the back. What you need to do is find the head guy working the floor, casually slip him a couple of $20s so he'll put you in the front of the line for the next available open table next to the stage. So we're now sitting and I can see his resolve slowly crumbling away. I'm talking so close that you can talk to the dancers on stage. boom I get an idea. When not up on stage dancing, the girls are working the floor for lap dances. I tell the dude I gotta use the john and then search out the most gorgeous girl on the floor. I get her attention and pull out a $20 - the cost of a lap dance. She comes over and I point out my co-worker and explain how it's his first time in this type of club. I paid her and then asked her to saddle up to him and tell him he's really cute. So cute in fact she's going to give him a dance for free. She was 100% into the plan. I stood in the back of the room and watched it play out. The dude was overwhelmed and she really turned up the heat. When the dance was over, she found me and laughed and said it was the most fun she'd had working in a while and that I better go check on my friend to see if he was OK. I got back to the table and he was still slack jawed. He related what had happened (from his perspective - I never told him what I had done). He could not stop talking about it and even warmed up to the girls on stage paying them compliments. The next day after the work was over he came up to me with the excitement of a kid on Christmas Eve, asking if we could go back to the club again. We did. 10 points to Chula for bringing the boy back down to earth from his pretentious cloud. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” Last edited by Chula Vista; 01-14-2018 at 12:36 AM.

01-14-2018, 03:41 AM	#30 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Btw, everyone's got such badass picks, makes me feel kinda bad that I didn't pick something better. But years ago, gazing up at the stars, my fists clenched, the wind blowing my hair dramatically, screaming at the injustices in the world, I made an oath that if I ever became a stripper, "Knocking At Your Back Door" would be my jam. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

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