Fight Club: Musicians Edition
 

Some simple rules to get this thread started.

* Post a fictional MMA fight between two music artists. The more outlandish, the better. (Example: Morrissey vs Glen Benton)

* The next poster that replies to said fictional fight has to reply with a two-part answer:
1st, who would YOU cheer for in said fight.
2nd, who you think would actually win the fight.

* The person that answers is then required to post their own fictional fight.

By the way, this fictional battle isn't limited to just lead singers. All musicians from all genres are allowed and encouraged.

EDIT:
Musicians who are already dead also qualify for this thread. A good ol' posthumous beat down (or victory) is indeed possible in this thread.

Fight #1

Little Richard vs. Kerry King

By 'fight' do you mean a physical one or a fight to determine the best musically?

Either way Kerry King still wins.

Physical fight. MMA style fisticuffs.

Thanks. Now you have to post a fictional fight for the next person to reply to.

Kesha vs Blag Dahlia

I'd root for Kesha
Blag Dahlia wins

Elton John vs Varg Vikernes

Read that as Little Richard vs King Kong! :laughing: