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View Poll Results: What's the worst metal sub-genre ever?
Symphonic Metal 4 18.18%
Nu-Metal 12 54.55%
Power Metal 1 4.55%
All of them 5 22.73%
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Old 03-25-2018, 03:37 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Honestly (pls don't kill me, MB) Britney goes surprisingly well with Throbbing Gristle if you're a little bit drunk and keep accidentally playing several wildly different Youtube tabs/playlists at the same time till you've created an oddly pleasing cacophony of nonsense (featuring Britney's robotic bleating)
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I always kind of figured they weren't, but when you're a repressed bisexual in the 8th grade (with two friends who were embroiled in their own secret lesbian love affair) you just have to cling on to that wild hope for as long as you can.
Tatu also works quite well when you're in an insular military boarding school for boys with little to no contact with actual females. The revelation of their straight-hood was a betrayal. They lost 150 staunch fans.
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Old 03-25-2018, 03:50 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I think Nickelback would have the exact opposite effect. Chad Kroegers constipated crooning would ruin any good cacophony.
Well, yeah. (For whatever reason, grocery stores and terrible chain restaurants in north Texas love to exclusively play things like Nickelback and early 2000s country. I've endured far too much of it. Hearing a single note of any of those songs instantly brings back memories of sitting in a near-empty Applebees in 2005 with my grandparents or whoever & longing for death while they say increasingly racist and/or weird passive aggressive things at an increasingly loud volume.)

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Tatu also works quite well when you're in an insular military boarding school for boys with little to no contact with actual females. The revelation of their straight-hood was a betrayal. They lost 150 staunch fans.
Oh, yes, I'd imagine so. (nowadays there's at least two openly lesbian/bisexual pop singers, however, they don't do the whole over-the-top performative lesbian pining thing, so it likely isn't quite as compelling for present-day repressed + isolated teenz.)
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Old 03-27-2018, 06:50 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Tatu also works quite well when you're in an insular military boarding school for boys with little to no contact with actual females. The revelation of their straight-hood was a betrayal. They lost 150 staunch fans.
Yeah I know what you mean. The staunch went right out of me when that was revealed.
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Old 03-27-2018, 11:12 PM   #54 (permalink)
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They still give me a staunchy tbh.
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Old 03-28-2018, 06:08 AM   #55 (permalink)
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They still give me a staunchy tbh.
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Old 03-28-2018, 07:13 AM   #56 (permalink)
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To 'bate hard
Yours mixes up cause and effect.
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Yours is a real stretch.
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Old 03-30-2018, 12:57 AM   #58 (permalink)
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TBo i don't even know what Symphonic metal is the first thing that pops in my head when i hear that is Dream theater but there more prog i think
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TBo i don't even know what Symphonic metal is the first thing that pops in my head when i hear that is Dream theater but there more prog i think
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