Roast the artist above you
 

Jake Paul

it's been done so many times i'm honestly not even sure where i could go. he just sucks honestly, he's the poster boy for overly-white white rappers.

Michael Gira

Michael Gira? More like Michael Girapist.

Robert Fripp

He's nothing more than the Edge of Prog Rock. If it wasn't for Frippertronics, people would mistake him for George Harrison, or maybe some novice indie guitar player. Relying on so much gear to process his single makes him the Grandpa of shoegazing.

Henry Rollins

Henry Rollins, he has an opinion and you're going to hear about it whether you like it or not.

Josh Homme

Am I cool yet?
-actual Josh Homme quote

Stevie Wonder

Not blind.

Ray Charles

The perfect exercise in mediocre music.

Public Image Ltd.

Yes John, we take you soooooo seriously now.

*softball*



Dave Mustaine

If Alex Jones had the voice of a castrated choir boy.
His ego eclipses the size of his talent.

Kylie Minogue