OH is right. If you couldn't give a **** it means that you're at ****-giving capacity. If you could give a ****, it implies that it is not being used or given at that moment.

I'd still give enough of a **** to make fun of him for pussing out.

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Album title: English Tapas
Artist: Sleaford Mods
Genre: Post punk
Nationality: English
Release date: March 3
Position in Discography: Eleventh
Fear Factor: Moderate
Familiar with this artist? No
Familiar with the genre or subgenre? No
Average RYM Score: 3.08
Ah, punk again! I do worry though, with a name like Sleaford Mods: I used to hate Mod music (The Jam, The Specials, Selecter, The Beat etc) and when this kicks off it does sound almost more ska (as I understand it) than anything else. The cockney London accent is a little off-putting, and it's kind of angry, though more in a “Wot the **** you lookin at pal” way than anything else: sort of arrogant/aggressive. Don't think I'm going to enjoy this but we'll see.

No, I didn't. This is ****. I see they have a previous album entitled Wank. Very apt. The music is awful, it's really bass-driven and sounds really sparse to me, and the guy won't stop going on about this and that, as if I care. I don't. Bye.
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Check out more from this artist? Absolutely not
Check out more from this genre or subgenre? Don't know

Expectation Index: 0

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Album title: Volcano
Artist: Temples
Genre: Psych Pop/Synth Pop/Pop Rock
Nationality: English
Release date: March 3
Position in Discography: Second
Fear Factor: Moderate
Familiar with this artist? No
Familiar with the genre or subgenre? No
Average RYM Score: 3.09
Well after suffering through Sleaford Mods I guess anything would sound good, but I like the sound of this as soon as it begins. It's pretty good, but I can't really tie anything particular down that I like. Still, at least it's not Sleaford Mods.

Check out more from this artist? Maybe
Check out more from this genre or subgenre? Yes
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Expectation Index: 3

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Album title: Dream Machine
Artist: Tokio Hotel
Genre: Synthwave/EDM/Electropop
Nationality: German
Release date: March 3
Position in Discography: Sixth
Fear Factor: Low
Familiar with this artist? No
Familiar with the genre or subgenre? No
Average RYM Score: 2.41
Yeah, this is more like it. Some great bouncy synthpop (what's the difference between synthpop and synthwave? No, I'm too busy/lazy to look it up: someone please do my job for me and tell me if you know) and “Elysa” has a great feeling of drama and darkness to it. “Better” is a great song too, though the title track is a little too poppy for my tastes, complete with Autotune, and I almost feel like it doesn't belong on this album. Overall though, pretty impressive. One of the better ones this month, though that's not really saying too much, so far, is it?

Check out more from this artist? Yes
Check out more from this genre or subgenre? Yes
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Expectation Index: 0

Almost as much as your Death Metal Album Club.

When you get to the Ke$ha album get a .gif of planes crashing into the World Trade Center. For extra impact.

Bitch, he'll love it. Just like you will. And if you've already listened to it then I'll fly my plane into your skyscraper.

Lol.
Tokyo Hotel are or at least used to be basically Germany's Justin Bieber.

Bieber can bounce.