Trollheart Listens to Every Album on Wiki's List for 2017

The Batlord · 10-07-2017, 02:24 PM

If you ever want some recs for metalcore then hit me up. I can at least find something that isn't garbage. You liked Zao, right? If you can like Zao then I can at least find something for you. Just sayin'.

Trollheart · 10-07-2017, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

If you ever want some recs for metalcore then hit me up. I can at least find something that isn't garbage. You liked Zao, right? If you can like Zao then I can at least find something for you. Just sayin'.

I'll bear it in mind, but given what I've heard so far, I think I'd rather have my tongue removed by a spoon while listening to a continuous loop of Jacob Sartorius!

The Batlord · 10-07-2017, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I'll bear it in mind, but given what I've heard so far, I think I'd rather have my tongue removed by a spoon while listening to a continuous loop of Jacob Sartorius!

Why though? Metalcore isn't the most diverse genre but it does at least have diversity. Just tell me if this song does anything for you and I can guess if you don't like the more direct, non-complex ****.

And if you just so happen to want to hear some of the metalcore that defined the early genre while being more offbeat and interesting.... srsly though any fan of metal who hasn't heard this basically has an incomplete knowledge of metal. This is one of the albums to not hear if you want to be a mindless twat who hates 2000s metalcore with no knowledge of what it can be when it's done right.

Trollheart · 10-07-2017, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

*waits*

What have you against poor Butters? Everyone loves the little guy!

Trollheart · 10-07-2017, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Why though? Metalcore isn't the most diverse genre but it does at least have diversity. Just tell me if this song does anything for you and I can guess if you don't like the more direct, non-complex ****.

And if you just so happen to want to hear some of the metalcore that defined the early genre while being more offbeat and interesting.... srsly though any fan of metal who hasn't heard this basically has an incomplete knowledge of metal. This is one of the albums to not hear if you want to be a mindless twat who hates 2000s metalcore with no knowledge of what it can be when it's done right.

Yeah.. if I care for either (which I really don't) then it's the Unbroken one. The other I have no interest in. In fact, I really doubt I can be interested into this genre at all. It just says nothing to me and does nothing for me.

Trollheart · 10-07-2017, 04:22 PM

Okay then, before we move on to February, as promised here are some stats for the albums reviewed so far:

Out of a total of 111 albums reviewed:

Albums I considered excellent: 31
Albums I considered good: 32
Albums I considered meh: 14
Albums I considered bad: 10
Albums I considered terrible: 11

Albums I did not complete

Ones on which I used the "Oh Hell No!" clause: 0
Ones on which I used the "Three Strikes" clause: 4
Ones on which I used the "Bailout" clause: 9

My Top Twenty for January

1. Sean Danielsen – Product of Isolation
2. Nguyên Lê & Ngô Hong Quang featuring Paolo Fresu - Hà Nội Duo
3. Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes – Modern Ruin
4. Morten Schantz – Godspeed
5. John Mayer – The Search for Everything: Wave One
6. Japandroids – Near to the Wild Heart of Life
7. The Flaming Lips – Oczy Mlody
8. Dropkick Murphys – 11 Short Stories of Pain and Glory
9. Kasey Chambers – Dragonfly
10. Sepultura – Machine Messiah
11. Foxygen- Hang
12. Aquilo – Silhouette
13. William Basinski – A Shadow in Time
14. Loyle Carner – Yesterday's Gone
15. Bonobo – Migration
16. Riff Raff – Aquaberry Aquarius
17. Barry Zito - No Secrets
18. Lucy Spraggan – I Hope You Don't Mind Me Writing
19. AFI – AFI
20. POS – Chill, Dummy

Honourable mentions:
Dumal - The Lesser God
Lights and Motion - Dear Avalanche
Michael Chapman - 50
Suzy - Yes? No?
David Bowie - No Plan
Rick Wakeman - Piano Portraits

My Bottom Twenty for January

1. Jacob Sartorius – The Last Text
2. Pink Guy – Pink Season
3. Code Orange – Forever
4. Julie Byrne – Not Even Happiness
5. Priests – Nothing Feels Natural
6. Cherry Glazerr – Apocalipstick
7. One OK Rock – Ambitions
8. Whitney Rose – South Texas Suite
9. Train – A Girl, a Bottle, a Boat
10. Wiley – Godfather
11. Flo Morrissey and Matthew E. White – Gentlewoman, Ruby Man
12. Xandria – Theater of Dimensions
13. SOHN – Rennen
14. Brantley Gilbert – The Devil Don't Sleep
15. Dot Hacker – No 3
16. Jessie James Decker – Gold
17. Colony House – Only the Lonely
18. Ellie Holcomb – Red Sea Road
19. Stephen Pearcy – Smash
20. Chasing Safety – Nomad

Dishonourable Mentions:

Shinee - Five
Chief Keef - Two Zero One Seven
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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-07-2017, 05:43 PM

damn, i’m pretty indifferent on the new Code Orange but i definitely didnt expect that. it’s a lot more accessible than their previous work so I figured you might actually like it.

Trollheart · 10-07-2017, 06:14 PM

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damn, i’m pretty indifferent on the new Code Orange but i definitely didnt expect that. it’s a lot more accessible than their previous work so I figured you might actually like it.

You figured wrong. What in the name of Satan made you think I would like that? As Occult would say, to me, it's hot garbage. I'd rather listen to the long drawn-out death rattle of a man suffering from terminal flatulence.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-07-2017, 06:14 PM

hey, 2/3 isn’t too bad now is it?

Trollheart · 10-07-2017, 06:16 PM

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hey, 2/3 isn’t too bad now is it?

No. I'll let you away with that one. And in fairness, I should have reviewed it as part of the list anyway so it's kind of not really your fault my ears were assaulted by that ... um ... um ... what shall I call it? Noise?

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Okay then, before we move on to February, as promised here are some stats for the albums reviewed so far: Out of a total of 111 albums reviewed: Albums I considered excellent: 31 Albums I considered good: 32 Albums I considered meh: 14 Albums I considered bad: 10 Albums I considered terrible: 11 Albums I did not complete Ones on which I used the "Oh Hell No!" clause: 0 Ones on which I used the "Three Strikes" clause: 4 Ones on which I used the "Bailout" clause: 9 My Top Twenty for January 1. Sean Danielsen – Product of Isolation 2. Nguyên Lê & Ngô Hong Quang featuring Paolo Fresu - Hà Nội Duo 3. Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes – Modern Ruin 4. Morten Schantz – Godspeed 5. John Mayer – The Search for Everything: Wave One 6. Japandroids – Near to the Wild Heart of Life 7. The Flaming Lips – Oczy Mlody 8. Dropkick Murphys – 11 Short Stories of Pain and Glory 9. Kasey Chambers – Dragonfly 10. Sepultura – Machine Messiah 11. Foxygen- Hang 12. Aquilo – Silhouette 13. William Basinski – A Shadow in Time 14. Loyle Carner – Yesterday's Gone 15. Bonobo – Migration 16. Riff Raff – Aquaberry Aquarius 17. Barry Zito - No Secrets 18. Lucy Spraggan – I Hope You Don't Mind Me Writing 19. AFI – AFI 20. POS – Chill, Dummy Honourable mentions: Dumal - The Lesser God Lights and Motion - Dear Avalanche Michael Chapman - 50 Suzy - Yes? No? David Bowie - No Plan Rick Wakeman - Piano Portraits My Bottom Twenty for January 1. Jacob Sartorius – The Last Text 2. Pink Guy – Pink Season 3. Code Orange – Forever 4. Julie Byrne – Not Even Happiness 5. Priests – Nothing Feels Natural 6. Cherry Glazerr – Apocalipstick 7. One OK Rock – Ambitions 8. Whitney Rose – South Texas Suite 9. Train – A Girl, a Bottle, a Boat 10. Wiley – Godfather 11. Flo Morrissey and Matthew E. White – Gentlewoman, Ruby Man 12. Xandria – Theater of Dimensions 13. SOHN – Rennen 14. Brantley Gilbert – The Devil Don't Sleep 15. Dot Hacker – No 3 16. Jessie James Decker – Gold 17. Colony House – Only the Lonely 18. Ellie Holcomb – Red Sea Road 19. Stephen Pearcy – Smash 20. Chasing Safety – Nomad Dishonourable Mentions: Shinee - Five Chief Keef - Two Zero One Seven Austra Future Politics __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018