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Old 07-25-2017, 03:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tool: 10 minute songs with pretentious lyrics that manage to say nothing interesting.

Queens of the Stone Age: Safe commercial rock

Nirvana: Look how depressed and cool I am!

Slipknot: If we wear spooky masks they might think we're good.
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Old 07-25-2017, 03:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Tool: 10 minute songs with pretentious lyrics that manage to say nothing interesting.

Queens of the Stone Age: Safe commercial rock

Nirvana: Look how depressed and cool I am!

Slipknot: If we wear spooky masks they might think we're good.
Dude... Sick burns
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Wolves in Sheepskin: Let's just say we sound like this on purpose.
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Tori Amos: Emotional porn with increasingly nonsensical lyrics the further you move up through her discography.

Dir En Grey: Dumb costumes and a singer that sometimes sounds unnervingly like Donald Duck throwing a tantrum.

Waltari: The most nasal singer you'll ever hear plus an endless parade of badly mistaken ideas such as "hey we should totally mix Euro-dance with thrash metal and funk - what could possibly go wrong?"

Suzanne Vega: Glorified adult contemporary for people who think drinking coffee while listening to a New Yorker sing stories about people and places in a soft drone makes you seem sophisticated.
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Son of Abbot: I don't know how to actually make music, so I call it experimental in an attempt so people don't call me out on my ****ty guitar playing...

Shit... thats a confession.
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Queens of the Stone Age: Aspiring Foo Fighters
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Queens of the Stone Age: Aspiring Foo Fighters
The thread is about making fun of your "Favorite Artists"

If QOTSA is aspiring to be the Foo Fighters in Frown's eyes... That can only mean one thing...
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The thread is about making fun of your "Favorite Artists"

If QOTSA is aspiring to be the Foo Fighters in Frown's eyes... That can only mean one thing...
[explains joke and ruins it in the process]
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I don't get it... Could you explain?
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I don't get it... Could you explain?
Well you see, since jokes are typically based in absurdity, applying systematic logic to them counteracts that and once the joke is explained, the person who it is being explained to will find the joke less funny than if they had just got it in the first place.
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