Make fun of your favorite artist.

Blank. · 07-25-2017, 04:34 PM

Tool: 10 minute songs with pretentious lyrics that manage to say nothing interesting.

Queens of the Stone Age: Safe commercial rock

Nirvana: Look how depressed and cool I am!

Slipknot: If we wear spooky masks they might think we're good.

The Identity Matrix · 07-25-2017, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind

Tool: 10 minute songs with pretentious lyrics that manage to say nothing interesting.

Queens of the Stone Age: Safe commercial rock

Nirvana: Look how depressed and cool I am!

Slipknot: If we wear spooky masks they might think we're good.

Dude... Sick burns

**Frownland** · 07-25-2017, 04:45 PM

Wolves in Sheepskin: Let's just say we sound like this on purpose.

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-25-2017, 04:46 PM

Tori Amos: Emotional porn with increasingly nonsensical lyrics the further you move up through her discography.

Dir En Grey: Dumb costumes and a singer that sometimes sounds unnervingly like Donald Duck throwing a tantrum.

Waltari: The most nasal singer you'll ever hear plus an endless parade of badly mistaken ideas such as "hey we should totally mix Euro-dance with thrash metal and funk - what could possibly go wrong?"

Suzanne Vega: Glorified adult contemporary for people who think drinking coffee while listening to a New Yorker sing stories about people and places in a soft drone makes you seem sophisticated.

Blank. · 07-25-2017, 04:59 PM

Son of Abbot: I don't know how to actually make music, so I call it experimental in an attempt so people don't call me out on my ****ty guitar playing...

Shit... thats a confession.

**Frownland** · 07-25-2017, 05:02 PM

Queens of the Stone Age: Aspiring Foo Fighters

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-25-2017, 05:18 PM

Loreena McKennitt: Pretty nice music if you're 80 years old and get scared by sudden movements.

Be'Lakor: What happens when the cookie monster learns 3 sad sounding chords and buys an electric guitar.

The Identity Matrix · 07-25-2017, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Queens of the Stone Age: Aspiring Foo Fighters

The thread is about making fun of your "Favorite Artists"

If QOTSA is aspiring to be the Foo Fighters in Frown's eyes... That can only mean one thing...

**Frownland** · 07-25-2017, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Identity Matrix

The thread is about making fun of your "Favorite Artists"

If QOTSA is aspiring to be the Foo Fighters in Frown's eyes... That can only mean one thing...

[explains joke and ruins it in the process]

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-25-2017, 05:25 PM

Yeah I don't think of Frownland as a QOTSA groupie either.

But you never know it it was a Freudian slip.

07-25-2017, 04:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	Make fun of your favorite artist. Tool: 10 minute songs with pretentious lyrics that manage to say nothing interesting. Queens of the Stone Age: Safe commercial rock Nirvana: Look how depressed and cool I am! Slipknot: If we wear spooky masks they might think we're good.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Wolves in Sheepskin: Let's just say we sound like this on purpose. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Queens of the Stone Age: Aspiring Foo Fighters __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	Tori Amos: Emotional porn with increasingly nonsensical lyrics the further you move up through her discography. Dir En Grey: Dumb costumes and a singer that sometimes sounds unnervingly like Donald Duck throwing a tantrum. Waltari: The most nasal singer you'll ever hear plus an endless parade of badly mistaken ideas such as "hey we should totally mix Euro-dance with thrash metal and funk - what could possibly go wrong?" Suzanne Vega: Glorified adult contemporary for people who think drinking coffee while listening to a New Yorker sing stories about people and places in a soft drone makes you seem sophisticated.

07-25-2017, 04:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	Son of Abbot: I don't know how to actually make music, so I call it experimental in an attempt so people don't call me out on my ****ty guitar playing... Shit... thats a confession.

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~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	Loreena McKennitt: Pretty nice music if you're 80 years old and get scared by sudden movements. Be'Lakor: What happens when the cookie monster learns 3 sad sounding chords and buys an electric guitar.

07-25-2017, 05:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	Yeah I don't think of Frownland as a QOTSA groupie either. But you never know it it was a Freudian slip.