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Make fun of your favorite artist.
Tool: 10 minute songs with pretentious lyrics that manage to say nothing interesting.
Queens of the Stone Age: Safe commercial rock Nirvana: Look how depressed and cool I am! Slipknot: If we wear spooky masks they might think we're good. |
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Wolves in Sheepskin: Let's just say we sound like this on purpose.
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Tori Amos: Emotional porn with increasingly nonsensical lyrics the further you move up through her discography.
Dir En Grey: Dumb costumes and a singer that sometimes sounds unnervingly like Donald Duck throwing a tantrum. Waltari: The most nasal singer you'll ever hear plus an endless parade of badly mistaken ideas such as "hey we should totally mix Euro-dance with thrash metal and funk - what could possibly go wrong?" Suzanne Vega: Glorified adult contemporary for people who think drinking coffee while listening to a New Yorker sing stories about people and places in a soft drone makes you seem sophisticated. |
Son of Abbot: I don't know how to actually make music, so I call it experimental in an attempt so people don't call me out on my ****ty guitar playing...
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Queens of the Stone Age: Aspiring Foo Fighters
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Loreena McKennitt: Pretty nice music if you're 80 years old and get scared by sudden movements.
Be'Lakor: What happens when the cookie monster learns 3 sad sounding chords and buys an electric guitar. |
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If QOTSA is aspiring to be the Foo Fighters in Frown's eyes... That can only mean one thing... |
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Yeah I don't think of Frownland as a QOTSA groupie either.
But you never know it it was a Freudian slip. |
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