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Marillion: "**** guys, why aren't we Genesis? I want us to be Genesis! Not that crappy eighties pop ****, but the seventies boring drony Gabriel-led art rock. Wahhh! Why am I named after a piscean?"
Iron Maiden: "You know, if we get TWO guitarists we can ... Thin who??" Rush: "I can't write lyrics! I have to perfect this screech! Ah **** it, let the drummer do it: what's the worst that could happen?" |
Slayer: Oh look, another post-80s Slayer album. Goodie.
Ke$ha: Your last two songs. *mic drop* Manowar: Could someone give Eric Adams pants that can't be described as "assless"? ICP: Don't really have to say anything here. |
Lana del Rey: music for women in their 20s who still shop at Forever 21, make vague suicide threats on social media under usernames like "daddysbbygirl666" and repeatedly miss the point of the book Lolita
Meredith Monk: Pretentious gibberish that only elves and the restless dead can understand Depeche Mode: Music for depressed, masochistic cornballs who love to bask in self pity and wear leather pants Dead Can Dance: See above Quote:
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Brant Bjork: Any importance I have as an artist begins and ends with my involvement in Kyuss.
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Sturgill Simpson: I'm gonna try to make country music relevant by singing about psychedelic drugs.
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Choking Victim:
See, the title is accurate to the listeners, because STZA Smells that bad. On top of that, you'll also be a victim of his edgy lyrics. |
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