What are the most boring music genres ever created?

grindy · 06-20-2017, 02:19 PM

Hardcore = Indie
Got it.

**Frownland** · 06-20-2017, 02:25 PM

Indie is just as bad as screamo and techno.

grindy · 06-20-2017, 02:31 PM

Reggae might be the most boring actually.

Chula Vista · 06-20-2017, 02:41 PM

Pretty much anything after we got to 25 supposedly different rock genres.

Jeez. (old man moment)

Rock
Hard Rock
Heavy Metal
Blues
Swing Blues
Country
Pop/Country
Fusion
Rock/Fusion
Jazz
Jazz/Fusion
Classical
Swing
Flamenco
Carnatic
Pop
Experimental
Folk

I fully realize I'm missing a bunch of major genres. But point being....

The tag Black Metal makes me giggle. What exactly does it mean? Where are the lines drawn? Who makes the determination?

Heavy Metal fans will lisen to "Black Metal" bands without the stupid name tag.

**Frownland** · 06-20-2017, 02:43 PM

Jazz and folk are my favourite rock subgenres.

grindy · 06-20-2017, 02:44 PM

Black Metal has an incredibly easy to pin down sound.

**Janszoon** · 06-20-2017, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Pretty much anything after we got to 25 supposedly different rock genres.

Jeez. (old man moment)

Rock
Hard Rock
Heavy Metal
Blues
Swing Blues
Country
Pop/Country
Fusion
Rock/Fusion
Jazz
Jazz/Fusion
Classical
Swing
Flamenco
Carnatic
Pop
Experimental
Folk

I fully realize I'm missing a bunch of major genres. But point being....

The tag Black Metal makes me giggle. What exactly does it mean? Where are the lines drawn? Who makes the determination?

Heavy Metal fans will lisen to "Black Metal" bands without the stupid name tag.

So all of those are the most boring genre of music?

**Frownland** · 06-20-2017, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy

Black Metal has an incredibly easy to pin down sound.

Actually I'm with Chula on this one. BM might as well be glam metal.

grindy · 06-20-2017, 02:49 PM

Everyone knows that there are just two types of music: Sound music and silent compositions. And since 4'33'' isn't music, as everyone knows, there's just one. And it's boring.

~~MicShazam~~ · 06-20-2017, 02:53 PM

Wasn't Varg Vikernes in Twisted Sister? I can't tell any of these guys apart. They're all hairy and they frighten me.

06-20-2017, 02:19 PM	#41 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Hardcore = Indie Got it. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

06-20-2017, 02:25 PM	#42 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Indie is just as bad as screamo and techno. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-20-2017, 02:31 PM	#43 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Reggae might be the most boring actually. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

06-20-2017, 02:41 PM	#44 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Pretty much anything after we got to 25 supposedly different rock genres. Jeez. (old man moment) Rock Hard Rock Heavy Metal Blues Swing Blues Country Pop/Country Fusion Rock/Fusion Jazz Jazz/Fusion Classical Swing Flamenco Carnatic Pop Experimental Folk I fully realize I'm missing a bunch of major genres. But point being.... The tag Black Metal makes me giggle. What exactly does it mean? Where are the lines drawn? Who makes the determination? Heavy Metal fans will lisen to "Black Metal" bands without the stupid name tag. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-20-2017, 02:43 PM	#45 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Jazz and folk are my favourite rock subgenres. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-20-2017, 02:44 PM	#46 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Black Metal has an incredibly easy to pin down sound. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

06-20-2017, 02:49 PM	#49 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Everyone knows that there are just two types of music: Sound music and silent compositions. And since 4'33'' isn't music, as everyone knows, there's just one. And it's boring. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

06-20-2017, 02:53 PM	#50 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	Wasn't Varg Vikernes in Twisted Sister? I can't tell any of these guys apart. They're all hairy and they frighten me.