Sammy P.

She did it all in the name of Jesus, folks.

Trollheart

Fail. That's just a picture of a woman on the cover. How is that cheesy? Also, Amy Grant isn't really Christian contemporary; her music just has a Christian leaning and some of it is very good.

Now you want cheesy....


Hey! I figured it out! That woman with the big hair is just loaning her services to any Christian band who don't have women with big hair for their album covers. Gotta have a woman with big hair. Or a ventro-dummy. Preferably both. Look, here she is again!


And again


with her sisters (and assorted heads)


Oh, and not cheesy as such but Batty would love this one!

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grindy

The last two don't belong here.
The former is a fake, the latter not a Christian band.

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