Music that stands the test of time and still sucks
 

like Ragtime and Dixieland

There's even goofy crap preserved from the renaissance

Sucked then and sucks now

I thought standing the test of time meant that it was good in its day as well as years down the line?

Dixieland and ragtime can be fun (Dixieland more so). I'd rather see someone play both than sit down and pop on a record of it though.

I don't think you can say Dixieland and Ragtime sucked then, unless you were alive back then, which I doubt. I believe they were extremely popular in their day. May still be... Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it sucks.

Led Zeppelin still sounds fresh today while sucking half the time.

That is exactly what it means, actually.

Incorrect: it means you think it sucks. A whole different kettle of mackerel, my friend.

Pretty much this.

Gee

Sorry for the lack of clarity

Put it like this: if it appealed to simpleton dilweeds back then time doesn't make it any better

Relevant to this thread apparently.

What kind of stick do you constantly have shoved up your ass?