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ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 01:43 PM

Someone point the Dagger in the direction...
 
...of the elusive post-rock thread(s)?? I can't seem to find one anywhere :( Thanks in advance for any useful links.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-01-2016 01:49 PM

Noob.



I'd help if I wasn't on mobile.


But I am, so I'll taunt you instead.

Frownland 07-01-2016 01:51 PM

http://www.musicbanter.com/avant-gar...ck-thread.html

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 01:55 PM

Only nihilistic fools poke panthers. Now go make me a sandwich before I feast upon your gizzards. Waiting for useful members is making me hungry.

Edit: thanks, Frownland. You have ensured that Qwertyy will live to post another failed derision.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 02:22 PM

Learn to use the Search function, dumbass.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715853)
Learn to use the Search function, dumbass.

Better to be a dumbass who gets laid four times a day, than a smartass techno geek wankin' it to God-knows-what.

Frownland 07-01-2016 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715855)
Better to be a dumbass who gets laid four times a day

Nah not really.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-01-2016 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715855)
Better to be a dumbass who gets laid four times a day, than a smartass techno geek wankin' it to God-knows-what.

Hentai. Learned that from our dub sessions.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715856)
Nah not really.

As if you'd know.

Frownland 07-01-2016 02:30 PM

As if you'd know how well I'd know.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715855)
Better to be a dumbass who gets laid four times a day, than a smartass techno geek wankin' it to God-knows-what.

Yeah I'm good with four times a day. Give me once a day, twice on Sundays, and at least one day off a week when I'm in a "**** it!" mood.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:31 PM

@Frown: I don't need to know specifics to ballpark the obvious.

Frownland 07-01-2016 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715862)
I don't need to know specifics to ballpark the obvious.

Well you're right anyway, I wouldn't say I'm a dumbass.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 02:33 PM

As if she doesn't allow her husband sex once every two weeks at most.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715861)
Yeah I'm good with four times a day. Give me once a day, twice on Sundays, and at least one day off a week when I'm in a "**** it!" mood.

It wasn't actually an offer.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715864)
As if she doesn't allow her husband sex once every two weeks at most.

"Allow"?! :laughing: I don't dictate to my man how (or how often) to play with his toys. You boys sure sound pussy-whipped... Minus the actual pussy, of course.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715868)
"Allow"?! :laughing: I don't dictate to my man how (or how often) to play with his toys. You boys sure sound pussy-whipped... Minus the actual pussy, of course.

Well at least he lets you out of your cell to speak to other men, even if it's only on the internet.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715869)
Well at least he lets you out of your cell to speak to other men, even if it's only on the internet.

It ain't a cell, it's a glorious tower, bitch!!

Frownland 07-01-2016 02:52 PM

So is saying someone isn't getting laid supposed to be some kind of insult?

The Batlord 07-01-2016 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715874)
So is saying someone isn't getting laid supposed to be some kind of insult?

I think she might be confusing "getting laid" with dragging a woman back to your cave and giving her a black eye.

Frownland 07-01-2016 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715876)
I think she might be confusing "getting laid" with dragging a woman back to your cave and giving her a black eye.

"Haha you haven't raped anyone in a while."

Ja that makes more sense.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715874)
So is saying someone isn't getting laid supposed to be some kind of insult?

It's merely an observation open for interpretation.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715876)
I think she might be confusing "getting laid" with dragging a woman back to your cave and giving her a black eye.

Hey now, I'm not nearly physically strong enough to drag a woman anywhere. Even an anorexic one.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715881)
It's merely an observation open for interpretation.

No matter how sexless our existences may or may not be, we're still glad we're not your husband.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715877)
"Haha you haven't raped anyone in a while."

Ja that makes more sense.

.. Only if I had directed that toward Batlord.

Blank. 07-01-2016 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715884)
Hey now, I'm not nearly physically strong enough to drag a woman anywhere. Even an anorexic one.

That's pretty weak. Anorexic women weigh about as much as a twig.

Frownland 07-01-2016 03:05 PM

Sex is both incredibly easy to come by (heh) and not a big deal enough for someone to use it as a point of pride.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715885)
No matter how sexless our existences may or may not be, we're still glad we're not your husband.

We fatties with facial hair need love too!

The Batlord 07-01-2016 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715892)
We fatties with facial hair need love too!

If men should have sex then women should shave their faces.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1715889)
That's pretty weak. Anorexic women weigh about as much as a twig.

Except for when they're kicking and screaming. Ask Batty, he'll tell ya.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715895)
Except for when they're kicking and screaming. Ask Batty, he'll tell ya.

I'd never rape a skinny bitch.

Blank. 07-01-2016 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715896)
I'd never rape a skinny bitch.

More for me.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715891)
Sex is both incredibly easy to come by (heh) and not a big deal enough for someone to use it as a point of pride.

Point of pride?? Go back and read the original statement. I was differentiating which of the two categories I would prefer to fall under, due to quality of life-- not because of some simplistic image-management reason that all you hipsters seem to take so seriously.

Frownland 07-01-2016 03:12 PM

Assuming people are always talking about you is very pretentious.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715899)
Assuming people are always talking about you is very pretentious.

Narcissistic, yes. Pretentious, no.

You're confusing yourself with me, which means you're either stoned on some good ****, or you're taking abstract thinking to a whole new level.

Frownland 07-01-2016 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715900)
Narcissistic, yes. Pretentious, no.

http://www.louisianavoices.org/image...gram_blank.gif

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715901)

Is this representative of FrownDagger? Or should I say ChelseaLand?

Frownland 07-01-2016 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715902)
Is this representative of FrownDagger? Or should I say ChelseaLand?

http://www.grafx-design.com/images/02corel01.gif

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 03:19 PM

That's some weak cleavage. Can we do triangles instead? I'm feeling rather Egyptian today.

DeadChannel 07-01-2016 04:43 PM

Listen to ****ing Godspeed You! Black Emperor or I will kill your parents.

Yes.


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