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The Batlord 07-01-2016 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715855)
Better to be a dumbass who gets laid four times a day, than a smartass techno geek wankin' it to God-knows-what.
Yeah I'm good with four times a day. Give me once a day, twice on Sundays, and at least one day off a week when I'm in a "**** it!" mood.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:31 PM
@Frown: I don't need to know specifics to ballpark the obvious.

Frownland 07-01-2016 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715862)
I don't need to know specifics to ballpark the obvious.
Well you're right anyway, I wouldn't say I'm a dumbass.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 02:33 PM
As if she doesn't allow her husband sex once every two weeks at most.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715861)
Yeah I'm good with four times a day. Give me once a day, twice on Sundays, and at least one day off a week when I'm in a "**** it!" mood.
It wasn't actually an offer.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715864)
As if she doesn't allow her husband sex once every two weeks at most.
"Allow"?! :laughing: I don't dictate to my man how (or how often) to play with his toys. You boys sure sound pussy-whipped... Minus the actual pussy, of course.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715868)
"Allow"?! :laughing: I don't dictate to my man how (or how often) to play with his toys. You boys sure sound pussy-whipped... Minus the actual pussy, of course.
Well at least he lets you out of your cell to speak to other men, even if it's only on the internet.

ChelseaDagger 07-01-2016 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715869)
Well at least he lets you out of your cell to speak to other men, even if it's only on the internet.
It ain't a cell, it's a glorious tower, bitch!!

Frownland 07-01-2016 02:52 PM
So is saying someone isn't getting laid supposed to be some kind of insult?

The Batlord 07-01-2016 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715874)
So is saying someone isn't getting laid supposed to be some kind of insult?
I think she might be confusing "getting laid" with dragging a woman back to your cave and giving her a black eye.


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