Misheard Lyrics

Laurent Quinn Proper · 07-29-2010, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by exclaimmagazine

I have a friend who thought the same thing! she also thought "feliz navidad" was "police never die".

"Police never die" that's awesome! I can totally understand that. Then again, I fluently speak Spanish and lol at your friend.

The Tony Danza misheard lyric is hysterical too!

ElephantSack · 07-30-2010, 02:53 PM

I used to think that the refrain at the end of "Fell on Black Days" by Soundgarden was "Sit on my new change." but it's "Sure don't mind the change.".

lene · 07-31-2010, 07:35 PM

Okay, a classic one in Denmark is Coldplay - Yellow. The lyrics say "Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones" but if you are a Dane it sounds like he is singing (in danish): Jeg sked, oh yeah, jeg sked en bums. Translated: I crap, oh yeah, i crap a zit.

Maybe that's only hilarious to Danes.. but I can't say how many times I've sung the danish words instead of the english and laughed.

Flyingpig437 · 08-26-2010, 10:18 AM

I've just been listening to Bowie's version of Creem's I feel free. I heard him sing 'the pavements are one huge crowd'. I used to think they were singing 'the pavements a once used crowd.'

LoathsomePete · 08-26-2010, 10:45 AM

Back when I was a little kid (probably around 6 or 7) I use to think that the lyrics to "Rock the Casbah" were "Rock the Catbox" so it's what I use to sing while cleaning out the litter box for our cats.

Dayvan Cowboy · 08-26-2010, 10:50 AM

There's this one song on Sigur Ros' album Agaetis Byrjun, where I swear to god Jonsi said "I Farted"

I sure am lame, aren't I?

Freebase Dali · 08-26-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Back when I was a little kid (probably around 6 or 7) I use to think that the lyrics to "Rock the Casbah" were "Rock the Catbox" so it's what I use to sing while cleaning out the litter box for our cats.

I think my worse case of misheard lyrics involved practically the entire theme song for The Sopranos.
At one point, I was pretty sure a lyric was "shave your body".

stephendiego · 08-26-2010, 10:53 AM

this daughtry song where he says "i guess its really over " i thought he said "I guess its really kosher"

clutnuckle · 08-26-2010, 11:49 AM

I read a story online where somebody thought that "Idiot Wind" by Bob Dylan was in fact a love song about too people named "EYEEEEDDIE AND GWENNNNN" (eddie and gwen). I couldn't stop laughing.

SaintSwan · 08-26-2010, 08:31 PM

My mom was watching the video for Aerosmith's Dude looks like a lady and turned to me and asked what was with all the cross dressing in the video. I raised an eyebrow and said it was because the song was called Dude looks like a lady. She insisted it was called Do a lucky lady and we waited for the credits to come up at the end.

07-30-2010, 02:53 PM	#52 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	I used to think that the refrain at the end of "Fell on Black Days" by Soundgarden was "Sit on my new change." but it's "Sure don't mind the change.". __________________ OF THE SUN

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LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	Back when I was a little kid (probably around 6 or 7) I use to think that the lyrics to "Rock the Casbah" were "Rock the Catbox" so it's what I use to sing while cleaning out the litter box for our cats. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

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SaintSwan Groupie Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Airdrie, AB Posts: 29	My mom was watching the video for Aerosmith's Dude looks like a lady and turned to me and asked what was with all the cross dressing in the video. I raised an eyebrow and said it was because the song was called Dude looks like a lady. She insisted it was called Do a lucky lady and we waited for the credits to come up at the end. __________________ Whine bitch moan, rinse and repeat.

07-31-2010, 07:35 PM	#53 (permalink)
lene Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Denmark Posts: 36	Okay, a classic one in Denmark is Coldplay - Yellow. The lyrics say "Your skin Oh yeah your skin and bones" but if you are a Dane it sounds like he is singing (in danish): Jeg sked, oh yeah, jeg sked en bums. Translated: I crap, oh yeah, i crap a zit. Maybe that's only hilarious to Danes.. but I can't say how many times I've sung the danish words instead of the english and laughed.

08-26-2010, 10:18 AM	#54 (permalink)
Flyingpig437 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 534	I've just been listening to Bowie's version of Creem's I feel free. I heard him sing 'the pavements are one huge crowd'. I used to think they were singing 'the pavements a once used crowd.'

08-26-2010, 10:50 AM	#56 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	There's this one song on Sigur Ros' album Agaetis Byrjun, where I swear to god Jonsi said "I Farted" I sure am lame, aren't I?

08-26-2010, 10:53 AM	#58 (permalink)
stephendiego Groupie Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: toronto Posts: 4	this daughtry song where he says "i guess its really over " i thought he said "I guess its really kosher"

08-26-2010, 11:49 AM	#59 (permalink)
clutnuckle Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: -_-_-_-_~__~-~_-`_`-~_-`-~-~ Posts: 1,276	I read a story online where somebody thought that "Idiot Wind" by Bob Dylan was in fact a love song about too people named "EYEEEEDDIE AND GWENNNNN" (eddie and gwen). I couldn't stop laughing.