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Old 12-06-2015, 04:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I looked into this a year or two ago, and came across some serious howlers, including ones from The Kelly Family, some guy off American Idol and Lionel Ritchie. But my most hated is probably this


How about you? Come across any awful ones? Or even (dare I say it?) good ones???
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Old 12-06-2015, 07:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This is genuinely good:
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An old favorite I like to play this time of year...


William Hung - Hung For the Holidays (2004)


William Hung - Deck the Halls
https://youtu.be/IUv6U8ig8p0
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Don't say you weren't warned. I don't want any lawyers contacting me...
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Jessica Simpson had one a few years back it was really terrible lol.
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What the genuine fuck was that?
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Sounds a bit like the members of Guns N' Roses bred with members of The von Trapp family and their offspring recorded a Christmas album.
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I looked into this a year or two ago, and came across some serious howlers, including ones from The Kelly Family, some guy off American Idol and Lionel Ritchie. But my most hated is probably this


How about you? Come across any awful ones? Or even (dare I say it?) good ones???
You should listen to that Kenny G. Christmas album I rec'ed to... that guy in the Torture Chamber thread, as I can't think of anything worse than a Kenny G. Christmas album.


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