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Old 12-09-2015, 01:37 PM   #411 (permalink)
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Then take a shot at this...


Jaap Blonk, Koichi Makigami, Paul Dutton, Phil Minton & David Moss - Five Men Singing
I can't seem to find the full album for this only one or two songs from it.

Quiet Neighbours Moaning

Okay of the one I did find, WHAT THE ACTUAL **** IS THIS FRESH HELL?
Is this even considered music? I feel like I'm listening to Donald Duck get it on with someone or something. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmMMNNNNN AHHHHHH OOOOOOOooo.
Seriously. What. Is. This.
I'm going to send this to all my friends.
OH HE'S CLIMAXING.
Now OH IT'S ISN'T IT THAT ONE ACID SPITTING DINOSAUR.
RRUUUNNNN DONALD RUNNNNNNNN!!
He's right beehhhiiiinnndddd youuuu.

I lied I could only find the one song sadly. I mean I bet if I put this on blast it would be a fun listen to the neighbors.
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Old 12-09-2015, 01:54 PM   #412 (permalink)
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It's on Spotify, bruh.

https://play.spotify.com/album/78cy7rqvkkTIzc1gPh2ywk
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Old 12-09-2015, 02:20 PM   #413 (permalink)
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No Drone Rising - K so, not much really happening. It reminds me of something one of the drag queens I like does at the end of her sentences.
Like the grating thing. Okay now we're at a satanic ritual perhaps? OH LAWD THEY'RE GONNA SACRIFICE HAR. Wow this really brings me back to my
childhood at my first lamb sacrifice. If they get any louder they might explode I think. Hahahahaha OMG I'm laughing so hard because, this is
an actual thing dear lord. Oh my ****ing god it's only half way over. I just, can't even focus on writing about this right now.
They are screaming in my ear. Why does this exist? Do they use this to get info out of people?

Cappa - Someone needs some bran in their diet. Connnnssssttiiippattioonnn. Oh is someone having a baby, in an insane asylum?

Quiet Neighbors Moaning - Already did this one.

Six Cobbings - ...Does this album just get worse as it goes on? The opera in the back isn't so bad but, then it's just like hey let's all SCREAM
DURING THIS PART YEAH. Oh one of them might be a vampire. LMAO I, omg I can't believe I agreed to this ****. Seriously, LOL THE FALCETTO WITH THE
APE GROWLS. What exactly is this. I swear this is going to be the longest hour and some of my life. The fact I've nearly made it through 4 songs is
a straight up miracle.

Haiku Sonic - Maybe this one will be nice and soft. It has a soft name. (I know there's no way in hell) Oh fantastic, it's the worst so far.

Ya know what? You win this round I just can't take any more and I really don't want to break my already half broken laptop.
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Old 12-09-2015, 02:26 PM   #414 (permalink)
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No Drone Rising - K [snip]

Ya know what? You win this round I just can't take any more and I really don't want to break my already half broken laptop.
You should read my review of it further back! God it is awful isn't it??
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Old 12-09-2015, 02:35 PM   #415 (permalink)
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You should read my review of it further back! God it is awful isn't it??
Lol where can I find it? And yeah... I've listened to some **** but, that for sure takes the cake.
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Enjoy!

Five Men singing reviewed by Trollheart
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I'm laughing so hard because, you can see near the end that you've spiraled down into insanity and I know that's exactly where I would have been. Cudos to you for making it all the way to that finish line man. You're a man among children.
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But mine was the first and best review of said album.

The Batlord's Review

And I do believe I just got the first legitimate win in this thread, as nobody else has ever actually given up midway through an album.

Try your luck again?


Merzbow - Venerelogy

https://play.spotify.com/album/7dtrDLUn2MKdeaOPnJ51hY


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Old 12-09-2015, 06:10 PM   #419 (permalink)
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If you value your sanity and your hearing! I know whereof I speak, I assure you!
The Horror that is .... Merzbow!!!
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Old 12-09-2015, 06:29 PM   #420 (permalink)
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But mine was the first and best review of said album.

The Batlord's Review

And I do believe I just got the first legitimate win in this thread, as nobody else has ever actually given up midway through an album.

Try your luck again?


Merzbow - Venerelogy

https://play.spotify.com/album/7dtrDLUn2MKdeaOPnJ51hY
Another true man seriously sorry but, I wasn't about to finish 5 Guys Fapping on the Crapper.

I'll listen to this later. Maybe tomorrow even. I might have nightmares already.
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