The Torture Chamber

DeadChannel · 10-25-2015, 10:41 PM

Gonna do mine ASAP after I get on a stable connection. I promise.

The Batlord · 10-25-2015, 10:46 PM

Doing mine as I speak. Frownland's rec is boring ATM.

DeadChannel · 10-25-2015, 10:52 PM

Just wait till mine

Hey, also, Trollheart, I can't find that Judds album anywhere. Not even on soulseek. Would you mind pointing me in the right direction?

Thanks.

Edit: also also TH, that Eliane Radigue record is just Trilogie De La Mort under Buttlard's records. Not Last Trilogie De Last Mort. Just fyi.

The Batlord · 10-25-2015, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel

Just wait till mine

Hey, also, Trollheart, I can't find that Judds album anywhere. Not even on soulseek. Would you mind pointing me in the right direction?

Thanks.

Edit: also also TH, that Eliane Radigue record is just Trilogie De La Mort under Buttlard's records. Not Last Trilogie De Last Mort. Just fyi.

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DeadChannel · 10-25-2015, 11:20 PM

Trollheart made a mistake in the op.

The Batlord · 10-26-2015, 12:06 AM

Lost Shadows - In Defense of the Soul (1978)

**** Frownland for picking an album with this many tracks. I haven't even listened to it, but it annoys me just because I've had to list all twenty-two of its tracks. ****ing pretentious hipster.

1. Tayari-Teri: Shamans Healing, Pt. 1 - 10:57: Barely paying attention since it's Frownland, but random tribal sounding dudes sounding like they have asthma for the first few minutes. No idea whether or not these are real Japanese shamans or whatever, but I assume these are real white people recording them.

Since there's laughing, I'm just going to assume that this is bull****, but one never knows. Maybe the Japs were laughing at the Round Eyes. "Song" is almost over and there has been no music, so I don't know what the **** is up.

2. Tayari-Teri: Shamans Healing, Pt. 2 - 21:02: First "song" completely and utterly pointless. Could have been left off and nobody would have noticed. Just some random muttering in what I assume was Japanese.

Either the people recording this album are on drugs or masturbating, but either way, they're still just muttering. Frownland shows himself to be nothing more than a pretentious hipster yet again.

The **** is the point of this? For thirty minutes all I've heard is a bunch of Japanese dudes muttering and hocking lugees. Dudes need to realize that modern medicine has made them irrelevant. Someone give me an vaccination to boring... whatever this is.

Twenty-five minutes of bull****. Just muttering and lugee hockying. Some baby crying, cause I guess these are real shaman ushering in some ****ty baby into the world, but who gives a ****? Booooooring.

Until something happens then I'm just going to assume that some cracker decided to recorded some aboriginal Japanese doing some aboriginal Japanese things. At least the five guys singing thing had a point. This is just dull.

Shamans should be less boring.

3. Tayari-Teri: Shamans Healing, Pt. 3 - 13:03: God damn, only three songs in. I wish we'd bombed those Jap bastards so I didn't have to listen to this boring bull****.

Like, should I even talk about this until something happens? This is just a bunch of what I assume to be legit Jap shamans chanting while some white dude sticks a microphone in the middle of the proceedings. This isn't even anything. Just dudes saying **** in another language for an half hour.

4. Torokoiwe: Solo Shama, First Chant - 7:13: Holy ****! First different song in forever. Dude sounds like he's retarded. **** non-whites. Gotta go for a smoke. Deuces...

I think I'm going to have to cut this short soon. I have to be at work at 7 am, and it's almost 1 am, and... this is boring. This boring shaman's life has been wasted up till this point. **** him. **** them, but this is just the one chanting, so **** him, but **** all of his cohorts. **** Japanese folk music in general if this is what it sounds like.

5. Torokoiwe: Solo Shama, Second Chant - 5:07: Oh ****, I've accidentally made it this far. I'm finding it hard to type this message since I'm so bored and tired that my typing skills have devolved to pre-typing skills. Seriously, I have to look at my hands as I have I type this just so that my fingers don't **** this all to hell. Halfway through this and I'll be at the beginning of the SECOND DISC OF ****, so I'm maintaining.

6. Torokoiwe: Solo Shama, Second Chant, Pt. 2 - 8:52: Fifteen minutes through this song and I'll be at the beginning in the SECOND DISC OF THIS ****. Or has this song even started. **** if I know.

White people have enough food that they can give some of it to these people who sound like they don't have any... hold on....

God damn it, this **** isn't even done!

**** white people. They know they don't like this bull****.

I gotta get to sleep but there was seriously no point to this bull****. Some dude (probably white) just stuck a mic in front front of some shaman dudes and it was the most boring thing ever.

I'd say more but I'm so tired that I can barely keep my fingers moving. Will finish the second disc to this tomorrow.

The Batlord · 10-26-2015, 11:20 AM

God damn I was drunk last night.

DeadChannel · 10-26-2015, 11:43 AM

Okay, don't worry Trollheart. I found ya ****ty album.

DeadChannel · 10-26-2015, 10:35 PM

Okay, I know it's a little late again, but you know me.

I'm going to be listening to Rockin' With the Rhythm by The Judds, which is apparently some combination of crap and country music, or something.

Kicking it off is the track “Have Mercy”. I'm not entirely opposed to country, but I feel like it's immediately hitting on a number of cliches regarding the **** side of the genre. Of course, we needed another country song about cheating. I guess it's not spectacularly bad in any major kind of way, but it's dull enough that I generally do not give a flying ****. Not a lot of energy for a song about something that generally has extreme emotions attached to it. However, in terms of bad country music, I've heard a lot worse. Some girl at school keeps trying to get me to listen to Toby Keith. Moving on.

Next song is Grandpa. ****, this is just one of those boring ass pop country ballads. Also, the lyrics seem... very conservative. Jaysus. I, for one am praying that this song ends soon. Born in le wrong generation, I guess. Yes, that's right, tell me about the days when life expectancy was 25 and black people had to use the “coloured” fountain. The good old days, right? **** off.

Next up, hopefully something that's a little bit more upbeat, I'm falling asleep. Okay, I don't mind this guitar opening. Sadly, it opens with really stupidly written lyrics about working in a coal mind. “Working in a coal mine/going on down down/working in a coal mine/oops I got to slip down”. That's not well written. What the **** does “I got to slip down” mean? One thing I'm noticing is the base guitar: the way it's produced really doesn't seem to jive with the rest of the music. Oh, good, it's over.

If I were you is another boring country-**** ballad. Joy. Mandolin that comes in for a moment was nice, but that's probably just because mandolins are bad-ass. It can't be because they're actually using it well, because they're not. It flits in for a moment, and so far hasn't showed up again. I haven't commented on the lyrics because they're stupid and super cheesy... “If I were you I'd fall in love with me”. **** off with that ****. Hire a better songwriter or something. I want some outlaw country.

And now onto the title track. Wait, did she have an accent before? Oh well, I'm a Ramones fan I guess. Here's a question: is there anyone boring enough to be into this sort of music? I mean, again, it's not the worst country I've heard, but that's part of what makes it so dull. At least some of the really bad stuff is bad enough to laugh at. This is just...

The next song is called “Tears for You”, and contains the word “ownsome”, rhyming with “lonesome”. I rest my case.

With this next track, I'm about ready to “Cry Myself to Sleep”. Or maybe just fall asleep. Seriously, this album throws absolutely nothing of interest my way. For pop country, it doesn't even have any compelling hooks. Why was it popular? Oh yeah, people suck, right. Moving on.

Next song is “River Roll On”. I hate it. What else can I say? What is there to say? I really hate that acoustic guitar sound where it's mixed just low enough to never offend anyone. Maybe that comes from hundreds of hours of listening to over-zealously strummed folk punk, though. I'm probably going to wash this album out of my mouth with some Days N' Daze.

Give me a sec, seems like I don't have the last two songs of the album. I'll go find that ****, bare with me. Okay.

I wish this album wouldn't treat me this way, to be honest. Boring. I really have no comments on this song, because it's so boring. **** it. You know what? I've decided to cleanse myself of this record by listening to this other record of wholesome Christian music:

Finally, onto the last song. In trying to find a place to listen to it I've had to wade through covers. **** those people and their ****ty taste in music. I think this is a live version by the band (Well, manufactured country-**** duo). I sure do hope that's okay. I guess you can assume that any thoughts that I might have on the album version will be identical. Really melodramatic singing, boring guitar, so far no other instrumentation. Yep, I hate this.

Well, that sucked. Oh well, at least I have this:

Trollheart · 10-30-2015, 08:28 PM

Guys, I've let this slip but all albums due to be done before today must now be done by Monday or I'll be hitting yaz with Yellow Alerts. And yes, I realise that includes me going mano a mano with Metal Machine Music!

But too many second chances have been given, so get your **** together or start watching your points disappear. You have till Monday....

10-30-2015, 08:28 PM	#170 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Guys, I've let this slip but all albums due to be done before today must now be done by Monday or I'll be hitting yaz with Yellow Alerts. And yes, I realise that includes me going mano a mano with Metal Machine Music! But too many second chances have been given, so get your **** together or start watching your points disappear. You have till Monday.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-25-2015, 10:41 PM	#161 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Gonna do mine ASAP after I get on a stable connection. I promise.

10-25-2015, 10:52 PM	#163 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Just wait till mine Hey, also, Trollheart, I can't find that Judds album anywhere. Not even on soulseek. Would you mind pointing me in the right direction? Thanks. Edit: also also TH, that Eliane Radigue record is just Trilogie De La Mort under Buttlard's records. Not Last Trilogie De Last Mort. Just fyi.

10-25-2015, 11:20 PM	#165 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Trollheart made a mistake in the op.

10-26-2015, 11:43 AM	#168 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Okay, don't worry Trollheart. I found ya ****ty album.

10-26-2015, 10:35 PM	#169 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Okay, I know it's a little late again, but you know me. I'm going to be listening to Rockin' With the Rhythm by The Judds, which is apparently some combination of crap and country music, or something. Kicking it off is the track “Have Mercy”. I'm not entirely opposed to country, but I feel like it's immediately hitting on a number of cliches regarding the ** side of the genre. Of course, we needed another country song about cheating. I guess it's not spectacularly bad in any major kind of way, but it's dull enough that I generally do not give a flying . Not a lot of energy for a song about something that generally has extreme emotions attached to it. However, in terms of bad country music, I've heard a lot worse. Some girl at school keeps trying to get me to listen to Toby Keith. Moving on. Next song is Grandpa. , this is just one of those boring ass pop country ballads. Also, the lyrics seem... very conservative. Jaysus. I, for one am praying that this song ends soon. Born in le wrong generation, I guess. Yes, that's right, tell me about the days when life expectancy was 25 and black people had to use the “coloured” fountain. The good old days, right? off. Next up, hopefully something that's a little bit more upbeat, I'm falling asleep. Okay, I don't mind this guitar opening. Sadly, it opens with really stupidly written lyrics about working in a coal mind. “Working in a coal mine/going on down down/working in a coal mine/oops I got to slip down”. That's not well written. What the does “I got to slip down” mean? One thing I'm noticing is the base guitar: the way it's produced really doesn't seem to jive with the rest of the music. Oh, good, it's over. If I were you is another boring country- ballad. Joy. Mandolin that comes in for a moment was nice, but that's probably just because mandolins are bad-ass. It can't be because they're actually using it well, because they're not. It flits in for a moment, and so far hasn't showed up again. I haven't commented on the lyrics because they're stupid and super cheesy... “If I were you I'd fall in love with me”. off with that . Hire a better songwriter or something. I want some outlaw country. And now onto the title track. Wait, did she have an accent before? Oh well, I'm a Ramones fan I guess. Here's a question: is there anyone boring enough to be into this sort of music? I mean, again, it's not the worst country I've heard, but that's part of what makes it so dull. At least some of the really bad stuff is bad enough to laugh at. This is just... The next song is called “Tears for You”, and contains the word “ownsome”, rhyming with “lonesome”. I rest my case. With this next track, I'm about ready to “Cry Myself to Sleep”. Or maybe just fall asleep. Seriously, this album throws absolutely nothing of interest my way. For pop country, it doesn't even have any compelling hooks. Why was it popular? Oh yeah, people suck, right. Moving on. Next song is “River Roll On”. I hate it. What else can I say? What is there to say? I really hate that acoustic guitar sound where it's mixed just low enough to never offend anyone. Maybe that comes from hundreds of hours of listening to over-zealously strummed folk punk, though. I'm probably going to wash this album out of my mouth with some Days N' Daze. Give me a sec, seems like I don't have the last two songs of the album. I'll go find that , bare with me. Okay. I wish this album wouldn't treat me this way, to be honest. Boring. I really have no comments on this song, because it's so boring. it. You know what? I've decided to cleanse myself of this record by listening to this other record of wholesome Christian music: Finally, onto the last song. In trying to find a place to listen to it I've had to wade through covers. those people and their ty taste in music. I think this is a live version by the band (Well, manufactured country-** duo). I sure do hope that's okay. I guess you can assume that any thoughts that I might have on the album version will be identical. Really melodramatic singing, boring guitar, so far no other instrumentation. Yep, I hate this. Well, that sucked. Oh well, at least I have this: