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Old 10-21-2015, 04:34 PM   #151 (permalink)
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I give the Fogelberg dude 55%. Pretty annoying towards the end, but really bearable.

My next torturec for you: Hans Reichel - Yuxo.
It's neither bad, nor particularly noisy, it's just that the daxophone sounds too crazy for a whole album.
I might have to upload it for you though, not sure you'll find it on the net.
Yeah, I can't. It's a ghost. Can you shoot me a link pls as it's next on my list?
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Old 10-21-2015, 04:37 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Yeah, I can't. It's a ghost. Can you shoot me a link pls as it's next on my list?
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I already sent you a link.
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Old 10-21-2015, 04:39 PM   #153 (permalink)
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I think it's hard to torture someone with relatively calm, minimalist music like that.
If one isn't into it, one just kinda zones out and isn't really bothered by it.
Not that I haven't thought about subjecting people here to such stuff.
This is true, but he hates Basinski so that was the first thing that came to mind along the lines of Disintegration Loops.

Not a torture rec, but Basinski's Divertissement might be a little bit more up your alley, Goofle.
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Old 10-21-2015, 04:43 PM   #154 (permalink)
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I already sent you a link.
You did, sorry I see it now.
Well, at least it delays my listening to Metal Machine Music, which will probably be my Waterloo if there ever is to be one....
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Old 10-21-2015, 08:13 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Update: Yellow Alerts

I've been thinking about it, and my system is actually ****ed isn't it? Everyone has a week to do an album, but under my current system people who have every intention of reviewing within the time period are still going to get two annoyiong reminders to tell them not to forget what they were going to do anyway, and you're all going to be cursing me, saying "**** off! I'm going to do it! I haven't forgotten!"

So here's the new system:

No Yellows will be issued until AFTER the week has passed. Up to then you'll be free to post your review and can check on the OP as to when it's due if you're unsure. All albums will remain black until done.

Three days AFTER the week has passed, ie if you're to post latest Sunday, and have not done so by Wednesday, you'll be issued your first Yellow Alert. However, because at that point you will already be late, it will carry a 25% instant penalty, which will go to your challenger. If you haven't posted by six days after the deadline, same again, which means you lose 50%. Finally, if you don't post within the two weeks, you Lose and your challenger gets 100%.

I feel that's fairer. I'll only then start colour-coding the albums that are late, as already noted. So anyone who got a Yellow already can ignore that; as long as you get your album posted in time you needn't worry. Every reminder after that though will cost you.

I'm sure that's clear as mud, so if anyone has questions let me know.

We now return you to your original programming, already in progress...
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Old 10-21-2015, 08:16 PM   #156 (permalink)
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Title:Yuxo: A New Daxophone Operetta
Artiste: Hans Reichel
Genre: Experimental
Evil Bastard: Grindy

And I thought he had just misspelled saxophone! Apparently, this is a daxophone https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daxophone : learn something new every day I guess! Well, first I feel as if Snuffelupagus from Sesame Street has come walking by. It's extremely bassy, almost like someone who has a really bad chest cold trying to hum or sing, but in a few moments it falls into some kind of rhythm, with other sounds (choral vocals?) creating the main melody and it's not too bad, once you get over the initial shock. First track is quite short, then the next one seems to be on a higher register, almost like a kazoo leading it. Can't say for certain, as information, not surprisingly, like the album itself, is very hard to come by. Nice bit of percussion coming in now, and that could be a trumpet or sax. Quite jazzy, upbeat, pretty nice really. This one is longer at four minutes and change (the opener was less than two) and it does sound at times like someone is blowing into a jug, but it's quite bearable. Catchy, even.

“You can dance with me” is a little more in the Jean-Michel Jarre mode, actually sounds a lot like one of the tracks off Oxygene. Peppy, for sure. Great percussion again, and it sounds like a glass harp being used, though god knows what it really is. Quite enjoying this. Next one sounds like one of those horns you see or hear of people blowing on top of mountains. Good upbeat feel to it once it gets going. Certainly makes my toes tap. Kind of a twenties/thirties feel to it. Despite its length (over six and a half minutes) it doesn't drag or outstay its welcome. Nice. I like the back-and-forth between the dax and whatever else it is (trumpet? Or maybe it's all the dax, just sampled) and then the organ coming in (I assume it's an organ); very bright and breezy. This is “Oway oway”, and it's followed by “Out of Namakemono” (dunno) which sort of sounds like fire burning and maybe doors slamming before the tuba or trumpet or whatever comes in. I suppose it's possible this is all that daxophone, but never having heard one (or known of its existence until yesterday) I can't say.

Got a nice kind of classical chamber thing going, folky melody too. Next one has a kind of idea of pan pipes in it, very laidback, very gentle and very slow. More uptempo for the next one. Some sort of samples (?) make it sounds like Japanese K-pop or something. Cool. Quite funny. Next one's pretty cool too. Almost like the daxophone is laughing. Think this next one is the dax solo (assuming it's not been making all those sounds itself) with someone laughing or something, then the next one is sort of staccato with flutes or something, nice bassline, and is that tubular bells? Sorry, bad grammar: tubular bells are plural aren't they? Is THEY tubular bells? That's better. Well, is they? This one is really good, like a squeezebox ore something carrying the main melody while cows low in the background. Last one seems to be quite short, though the tracklisting said it were six minutes.

Still, overall quite enjoyable and not at all like torture. I feel like when Frownland recs me an album I know I'm going to hate and I end up not hating it.

Torture level: 0%
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Goddammit.
And here I thought to annoy you with its crazy sounds.
I've had people begging me to turn it off because it sounded too hilariously weird. Although those people were admittedly high as ****.

BTW, every sound you hear there, including the percussion, is all daxophone.
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Old 10-21-2015, 08:23 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Goddammit.
And here I thought to annoy you with its crazy sounds.
I've had people begging me to turn it off because it sounded to hilariously weird. Although those people were admittedly high as ****.
No, I found it quite enjoyable.
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I thought it might end up being, but I wasn't sure. Cool little instrument!
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No, I found it quite enjoyable.

I thought it might end up being, but I wasn't sure. Cool little instrument!
It's awesome. Too bad Reichel, its inventor, was the only one who learned to play it really well and he died a few years ago.
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Old 10-25-2015, 09:25 PM   #160 (permalink)
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Just a quick reminder before the Yellows start flying: most of you were due to post your album today. Now as it's Monday morning in Ireland and still only Sunday night for most of you that's fine, but if you still want to take part and not lose points, you need to post by Wednesday, which is when the first Yellow Alerts will be issued, penalising you 25% of your score. I know I've neglected this but I have good reason (see my journal) and anyway my next album isn't due until Oct 31.

If unsure what album you need to post, check the OP but at a quick glance Frown, Batty, Nine, Ori and Deadchannel all need to get their collective arses in gear.

There will be no further reminders, as I will be at the hospital all week, so it's up to you guys to sort yourselves out.

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