Here ya go. And yes, I have links to Manowar's entire discography.


Zippyshare.com - 1984 - Hail To England ( Remastered Silver Edition).rar

A'ight thanks that makes this much easier, and I'm not asking why.

It's all on a single site, so it's not like an accomplishment or anything. I just wanted to make myself sound important.

Manowar - Hail To England

http://www.manowar-gallery.com/Galle.../aa_hail_g.jpg

Yes I've heard some Manowar before, and I can say that I am not looking forward to listening to this one whatsoever. At least it seems kinda shortish, so I'm ready let's do this ****.

Track 1: Blood Of My Ememies (4:12)
This actually is starting off different than I expected. Oops nevermind. Man those ****ing lyrics are corn. This feels like a dumbed down Iron Maiden. Cheesy but fun.

Track 2: Each Dawn I Die (4:17)
Man this is some basic bitch drumming. Okay the vocals are getting on my nerves on this one, too over the top to even be fun.

Track 3: Kill With Power (3:56)
I'm glad most of these tracks are pretty short. Why the hell are the hi-hats mixed up farther than everything else it sounds really bad. Did I mention his vocals are annoying? ****ing end this.

Track 4: Hail To England (4:23)
So we're these the rejects from Iron Maiden? They aren't doing their trasitions any favors either. This was fun until it slowed down, now it's just stupid.

Track 5: Army Of The Immortals (4:24)
I should've been keeping count how many times this ****er has been saying battle. Too much. I really dislike the drums on this album. DID HE JUST SAY METAL MAKES US STRONG?!

Track 6: Black Arrows (3:05)
That was corny as ****. Ah **** last.fm acted up didn't scrobble half the album that **** pisses me off. Okay what even is this? A bad solo with a phaser effect? This just sounds bad, and this is coming from a fan of some noise music. Tempted to skip. 30 seconds come on! That was horrible.

Track 7: Bridge Of Death (8:57)
Last track yay. The intro is nice sounding, just picked chords. Oh that synth is just bad. Vocals still annoying as hell. This goes on for 9 minutes? Bored. Bored. Still bored. The drummer sounds like a drummer for like a middle school band. **** your dark lord no one gives a **** about him. I can't even try to like this even ironically anymore, it's not even fun.

Final Verdict: First track and the title tracks were pretty okay, besides that completely boring and pointless. The singer can go **** himself with his magical warrior powers.
3/10

Now aren't you glad I steered you away from the 73 minute long album from when they were so far past their prime that Hail to England looks like Powerslave? I could have made you suffer.

I think I would've actually tried to kill you I mean I am in Virginia. So glad you didn't.

There are two intro tracks that make it almost ten whole minutes until the first song even starts. It's borderline torture even for me. And for some reason, Plankton is going to try reviewing it! Ahahahahahaha!

Why would he subject himself to that?

Ignorance I imagine. And don't forget, you still have ICP, who are even more atrocious. And that's a 70 minute album.

You are correct, sir.

It'll be a while, so maybe you should do it for me.