Send The Batlord Avant Garde **** that He Probably Hates

Trollheart · 06-26-2015, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

If I knew just how intensely awful your music was, I would have given you a massive pic of a middle finger before reviewing it. **** you. My offer to discuss your album and what about it I might be missing, so that I could give it another try, is rescinded. I'm never listening to that again.

This is exactly how I felt after listening to 99% of his music, but was too polite to say it in such raw terms. Batty, where is your altar? I must make a sacrifice! How do you like your virgins?

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Originally Posted by Machine

Batty please keep this going for a long, that was absolutely ****ing hilarious please let us torture you, so we can hear you **** on our music taste.

Thread of the Year contender!

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Fine. I'll listen to you're goddamn 35 minute suckfest.

If only he had a boxset!

**Goofle** · 06-26-2015, 06:19 AM

Pisscore is a great genre.

YorkeDaddy · 06-26-2015, 08:34 AM

Saliva Metal is what I like to jam too personally

**Frownland** · 06-26-2015, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Fine. I'll listen to your goddamn 35 minute suckfest.

Must've blacked out when I wrote that last night, looks like I deleted it though.

You brought this on yourself, kiddo, don't take it out on me. If we were recommending you stuff that you probably like you'd be a WISSK and Haino fan by now.

The Batlord · 06-26-2015, 08:40 AM

That Last Song from that Keiji Haino Album, Watashi Dake?

9. Untitled 35:??: As promised, I'm finishing that long ****ing song that Frownland said was so great. **** him TBH.

Sounds like ambient, acoustic doom. Pseudo-blues (or whatever the **** Frownland said it sounded like)? Whatevs, dude. I might like this more than the rest of the album, but A.) I'm not exhausted from two hours+ of avant garde ****tery, B.) I've slept, and C.) I'm hungover and something laid back is good ATM.

There's also some kind of drumming to give the music something more to latch onto than... wait, that just ended, and it sounds like another song started. Wasn't this supposed to be one long song? I'm pretty sure I picked up where I left off, but... god I don't care.

I'm currently sitting on the toilet, with my legs propped up against the bathtub to hold my laptop, and I'm feeling like I'm about to nod off. The drums are gone, and it's "oud" noodling and mumbling again, so this might literally be a snoozefest.

And the "song" "ends" again. Whatever.

Hey! Abrasive feedback. An improvement.

Where are we? Forty-five minutes into the album? Thirty left to go? ****.

It seems to be alternating from high-end screeching feedback and low-end rumbling feedback. I say that to inform, not to imply interest. The low-end stuff might actually be farting BTW.

Ah, some Vanilla Coke to sooth the hangover body soreness. And yes, I am drinking soda on the toilet (a can on the can!). So what? I've eaten while taking a dump as well. IDGAF.

Twenty-three minutes left. Still random feedback. No mumbling.

I think he's playing notes now. I was kind of dozing, so I'm not sure when that started. Could have been playing notes the whole time and I just didn't notice. Don't really care TBH.

Pressing pause so I can get up and wipe my ass...

Just turned it back on and held my headphones up to my cat just to scare her. It worked. Pausing again...

Setting my laptop on my bed down so I can go get my Vanilla Coke...

Soda retrieved. And we're back!

I'm assuming this feedback is the extended track I was supposed to listen to, as it's not ending. Kinda becoming a bit more interesting now, but it's all relative. Fifteen minutes to go.

Why's there always so much dust built up where my keyboard meets the screen?

****. Got a hangnail.

About ten minutes left, and the feedback becomes a long, drawn out note, and now he's just playing. Interest still not engaged.

Alright, he's playing with some hella speed ATM, and it's actually kinda cool. Kinda like Eddie Van Halen finger tapping with a busted amp.

For some odd reason I feel like I just heard the "Star-Spangled Banner" being consumed by noise locusts.

Less than four minutes left. Thank Xenu. God damn hangnail.

Minute forty left. Yes.

BAM!!! Done!

Except for a few arbitrary moments of interest, I really can't say that I gave any more of a **** about that than I did the rest of the album, and if I did, I really don't care.

Final verdict:

/10

Trollheart · 06-26-2015, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle

Pisscore is a great genre.

I was rather proud of "Crooncore"...

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 06-26-2015, 04:18 PM

I'm all about the corecore.

Machine · 06-26-2015, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

I'm all about the corecore.

Don't forget post-core

grindy · 06-26-2015, 04:22 PM

I wanted to make some joke about avantcore, but remembered Busdriver beat me to it.

YorkeDaddy · 06-26-2015, 04:41 PM

Wait wait wait wait

Frownland called that Keiji album a blues album???

._.

What

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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard OQB Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Frownland Posts: 8,831	I'm all about the corecore.