You will bow and acknowledge the greatness of The Chad. This is your first and only warning. Ignore it at your peril.

Let it be written, from hence forth.

If The Rolling Stones are better than Led Zeppelin, this obviously means ABBA's superior to Motörhead.

The Rolling Stones are better because you can't eat an orange rind.

Remember this for the year end nominations. We have a "tried too hard to troll" category, right?

Did your mom let you get on the internet again? She might need to check her security settings. Or perhaps your mental stability. Whatever comes first.

The only important words in this sentence...

bahahaha, well we can't all be winners.

I can