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****ing juggalos. You're why Vanilla Ice can still afford Subway.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155667)

****ing juggalos.

How do they work?

They don't they're all unemployed jerks.

At least he's got a job. He's not a dumb punch.
He works for himself scratchin' his nuts.

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Of course. Take the guitar riffs. This little ditty has a solid riff that was rightly influential.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA
Nice, but compare that with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdDiyytHlM
You notice how the riffs sound like a motorcycle speeding through a school zone? Cream should really work on that.
This song also brings up another important place where Manowar excel and Cream are sorely lacking. Note these lyrics:
"We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd"
Or from another masterpiece we have:
"Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers, leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers go on get out
Leave the hall"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOEPK-6hfg
As you can see Manowar have a strict no wimps policy, which I feel is important both musically and politically. I'm not saying we should throw wimps in camps but if the badass race is to survive and thrive we need to ask ourselves the consequences of miscegenation. Cream's silence on this issue warrants potential criminal charges in my opinion.

OK, you almost convinced me.

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Lastly I'll just point out that Cream don't look anywhere near as bitchin' slathered in baby oil.
Spoiler for too much manliness for some:
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/hY...yK4vtQX5FU.jpg

Emmmmm no, I'm sorry but NO ONE was better looking than the 60s Clapton (except Robert Plant, of course):
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ba/91/6b/b...10b8926b04.jpg

That is one bland man.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155686)

That is one bland man.

What do you mean?

He looks like a turkey sandwich with nothing on it, just meat and bread.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155688)

He looks like a turkey sandwich with nothing on it, just meat and bread.

Well, I'm not gonna discuss about that, I've been a Clapton fangirl my whole life...:laughing::laughing::laughing:

He's also just as pasty white as a turkey sandwich. Do not stare directly into Clapton unless you poke a hole in some black construction paper.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155693)

He's also just as pasty white as a turkey sandwich. Do not stare directly into Clapton unless you poke a hole in some black construction paper.

Oh my God, I'm just gonna pretend I haven't read that! I even feel miserable for voting Page instead of Clapton in a poll that I had opened!

But I'm not gonna turn this into a Clapton's fangirls thread.