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Janszoon 05-19-2015 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1591177)
Sword-wielding warriors > dirty stoners

Aw, you can do better than that. It doesn't even sound like you're convincing yourself with that one.

The Batlord 05-19-2015 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1591179)
You're struggling now. I think defeat is on the horizon for you. I believe my argument has won the day. If every single metal band on the planet reveres Maiden, and you can't say the same of Manowar....
http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/image...d_14170613.jpg

I just pointed out how your argument is a textbook logical fallacy, and therefore completely erroneous. If you are mentally incapable of understanding that, then I can't help you.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1591181)
Aw, you can do better than that. It doesn't even sound like you're convincing yourself with that one.



DwnWthVwls 05-19-2015 08:29 AM

Bottom dude seems way cooler Buttflower.

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-19-2015 08:54 AM

Saw this thing on TV a few years ago. It was a sort of mini documentary/extended news piece about Manowar touring the European festivals.

They were constantly surrounded by these models in some kind of a leather catsuit and permanent expressions of boredom.
The crowd themselves were made up of fat middle aged bearded men and men in their 20s & 30s who have probably never been on a date with a real woman in their lives. Speaking of women I think I saw one in the crowd, could be wrong though.
Oh and the biggest cheer seemed to be for the woman who drove a motorcycle onstage with her tits out.
And the music was the usual dumb anthemic rock that makes Gene Simmons compositions sound like those of Bob Dylan in comparison.

Fuck Manowar and their loincloths.

bob. 05-19-2015 08:59 AM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...f8db19432a.jpg
^Electric Wizard

http://www.cablook.com/wp-content/up...ar_1766431.jpg
^Manowar

Trollheart 05-19-2015 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1591283)

Most of them look like they're **** scared they'll fall off those horses. Are they drugged? The horses I mean, although come to mention it, the boys do look a little glassy-eyed. And what's with the guy on the extreme right? He's separated from the other three by a line. Did he inadvertently sleep with a woman and the others are jealous? :laughing:

The Batlord 05-19-2015 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1591263)
Bottom dude seems way cooler Buttflower.

Be honest, would you really accept drugs from that guy? I mean, once you get to know him, it probably wouldn't be an issue, but when a stranger that grungy offers you bud... well, you take it anyway, but that's just because stoners are idiots. But even then, I'd only be willing to trust the weed.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1591281)
Spoiler for Too Long; But I Read Anyway:
Saw this thing on TV a few years ago. It was a sort of mini documentary/extended news piece about Manowar touring the European festivals.

They were constantly surrounded by these models in some kind of a leather catsuit and permanent expressions of boredom.
The crowd themselves were made up of fat middle aged bearded men and men in their 20s & 30s who have probably never been on a date with a real woman in their lives. Speaking of women I think I saw one in the crowd, could be wrong though.
Oh and the biggest cheer seemed to be for the woman who drove a motorcycle onstage with her tits out.
And the music was the usual dumb anthemic rock that makes Gene Simmons compositions sound like those of Bob Dylan in comparison.

Fuck Manowar and their loincloths.

Oh yeah, cause I'm sure you'll find nothing but babes and babe magnets at a Fall show. All I know is that if both groups of fans got into a brawl, those pansy art school nerds would have their tighty whities stretched so far over their heads, they'd look like a Klan rally.

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1591283)

I'd thought better of you .bob, but apparently you have to trot out a pretty girl in order to justify a band. If Sansa were here, she would be very disappointed in you... or she'd ignore it for the opportunity tell me how ****ty my music taste is. Still, shame, shame, shame.

P.S. Is it just me, or do you get the feeling that Liz Buckingham and Carpe would be BFF's?

Frownland 05-19-2015 10:21 AM

He couldn't make it to the photo shoot so they put him in in post.

bob. 05-19-2015 10:42 AM

a pretty girl who plays the guitar better.....oh and an organ....and could smoke you out in a second :)

http://www.susanlawly.freeuk.com/pic.../whlive051.jpg
^seriously.....Manowar better?

The Batlord 05-19-2015 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1591374)
a pretty girl who plays the guitar better.....oh and an organ....and could smoke you out in a second :)

Are we playing the Yngwie card now?

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http://www.susanlawly.freeuk.com/pic.../whlive051.jpg
^seriously.....Manowar better?
Who the **** are those grandparents?


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