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The Batlord 01-12-2021 08:20 PM
****ing juggalos. You're why Vanilla Ice can still afford Subway.

Lucem Ferre 01-12-2021 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155667)
****ing juggalos.
How do they work?

They don't they're all unemployed jerks.

The Batlord 01-12-2021 08:23 PM
At least he's got a job. He's not a dumb punch.
He works for himself scratchin' his nuts.

Eleanor Rigby 14 01-13-2021 01:06 AM
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Of course. Take the guitar riffs. This little ditty has a solid riff that was rightly influential.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA
Nice, but compare that with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdDiyytHlM
You notice how the riffs sound like a motorcycle speeding through a school zone? Cream should really work on that.
This song also brings up another important place where Manowar excel and Cream are sorely lacking. Note these lyrics:
"We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd"
Or from another masterpiece we have:
"Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers, leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers go on get out
Leave the hall"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOEPK-6hfg
As you can see Manowar have a strict no wimps policy, which I feel is important both musically and politically. I'm not saying we should throw wimps in camps but if the badass race is to survive and thrive we need to ask ourselves the consequences of miscegenation. Cream's silence on this issue warrants potential criminal charges in my opinion.
OK, you almost convinced me.
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Lastly I'll just point out that Cream don't look anywhere near as bitchin' slathered in baby oil.
Spoiler for too much manliness for some:
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/hY...yK4vtQX5FU.jpg
Emmmmm no, I'm sorry but NO ONE was better looking than the 60s Clapton (except Robert Plant, of course):
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ba/91/6b/b...10b8926b04.jpg

The Batlord 01-13-2021 04:20 AM
That is one bland man.

Eleanor Rigby 14 01-13-2021 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155686)
That is one bland man.
What do you mean?

The Batlord 01-13-2021 04:24 AM
He looks like a turkey sandwich with nothing on it, just meat and bread.

Eleanor Rigby 14 01-13-2021 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155688)
He looks like a turkey sandwich with nothing on it, just meat and bread.
Well, I'm not gonna discuss about that, I've been a Clapton fangirl my whole life...:laughing::laughing::laughing:

The Batlord 01-13-2021 04:38 AM
He's also just as pasty white as a turkey sandwich. Do not stare directly into Clapton unless you poke a hole in some black construction paper.

Eleanor Rigby 14 01-13-2021 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155693)
He's also just as pasty white as a turkey sandwich. Do not stare directly into Clapton unless you poke a hole in some black construction paper.
Oh my God, I'm just gonna pretend I haven't read that! I even feel miserable for voting Page instead of Clapton in a poll that I had opened!

But I'm not gonna turn this into a Clapton's fangirls thread.

Ninetales 01-13-2021 10:37 AM
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He's also just as pasty white as a turkey sandwich.
Well "keep Britain white" was his mantra

Eleanor Rigby 14 01-13-2021 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 2155776)
Well "keep Britain white" was his mantra
I'm not trying to justify that statement, but he was really drunk when he said that, and Clapton has been strongly influenced by black musicians like B.B. King or Buddy Guy, so what he said doesn't make any sense, taking into account the numerous covers he did from Bob Marley or Robert Johnson (probably his biggest influence). So I'd say he made a very big mistake, but didn't really mean what he said, in my opinion.

The Batlord 01-13-2021 11:31 AM
Racism isn't a symptom of alcoholism. It's a symptom of being a racist.

Eleanor Rigby 14 01-13-2021 11:37 AM
OK, but I just think it doesn't make any sense to worship Robert Johnson and Buddy Guy and then say "keep Britain white".

Anyway, better stop talkin' 'bout Clapton, I'll do that in another thread.

The Batlord 01-13-2021 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Eleanor Rigby 14 (Post 2155794)
OK, but I just think it doesn't make any sense to worship Robert Johnson and Buddy Guy and then say "keep Britain white".
No it doesn't make sense. Racism doesn't make sense.

Ninetales 01-13-2021 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Eleanor Rigby 14 (Post 2155794)
OK, but I just think it doesn't make any sense to worship Robert Johnson and Buddy Guy and then say "keep Britain white".
I have a black friend so i cant be racist

Eleanor Rigby 14 01-13-2021 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 2155810)
I have a black friend so i cant be racist
OK, let's not turn this into a political debate.

The Batlord 01-13-2021 01:48 PM
This is my silly thread so I say let the argument continue.

Eleanor Rigby 14 01-13-2021 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155849)
This is my silly thread so I say let the argument continue.
OK, whatever you want, I thought you were angry cause I had extended too much the debate about Clapton being a racist in your thread about Manowar, so I'm sorry.

The Batlord 01-13-2021 01:56 PM
I will never get angry at derailing a thread to hurl accusations at someone.

Hey, Trollheart! You're a nonce!

prophylacticpanic 01-13-2021 02:27 PM
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You're all a bunch of indie pussies and Manowar rule. It's time I pounded this into your pantywaist skulls once and for all. So just tell me what ****ty band(s) you like, and I'll educate you on why they suck and Manowar are better.
That’s a weird way to spell D-E-V-O. :usehead:

Trollheart 01-13-2021 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2155855)
I will never get angry at derailing a thread to hurl accusations at someone.

Hey, Trollheart! You're a nonce!
For the nonce, perhaps, thou mayest be right, sirrah. But pon my word, dare ye face me in single combat and verily I shall run away! Thou hast been warned!

Trollheart 01-13-2021 05:16 PM
Hey Batty! Here's an existential crisis for ya!

Manowar are better than Slayer.
Discuss.
:D

The Batlord 01-13-2021 05:38 PM
*universe refuses to exist*

Norg 01-13-2021 07:04 PM
serious tho ive never dug deep into manowar :P question i know they started off has pretty much straight Heavy metal but did they ever like change there style of music or tweek it a bit or was it just the straight AC/dc path ..????? and how many albums do they have ..???? and solo work ..????

something tells me at one point they added some black metal and Viking/folk metal riffs ..???

The Batlord 01-13-2021 07:56 PM
I mean they have tweaked their sound but they never touched black metal or folk metal.

Manowar 1982



Manowar 2002

The Batlord 01-13-2021 08:03 PM
What the **** Joey DeMaio, bassist and band leader of Manowar, has a god damn podcast! I'm scared.

https://open.spotify.com/show/1HBp32...T366u6wMMZRDAw


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