Tell Me Your Favorite Band So I Can Tell You Why Manowar Is Better

The Batlord · 05-18-2015, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Britney Spears. Tehehehe.

... it's close, but Manowar have loincloths.

Oriphiel · 05-18-2015, 05:40 AM

Girlschool is way more fun and badass than Manowar ever was. And with a little tag-team assistance from Motorhead, I think their victory is more than assured.

The Batlord · 05-18-2015, 05:53 AM

I love Girlschool, but they are a pop band with a few Motorhead riffs. Manowar are a True Metal band with balls the size of our dearly departed Twin Towers.

And you are a pansy.

Oriphiel · 05-18-2015, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I love Girlschool, but they are a pop band with a few Motorhead riffs. Manowar are a True Metal band with balls the size of our dearly departed Twin Towers.

And you are a pansy.

They did what they wanted, without worrying if what they were doing was "Punk", "Metal", or "Pop", whereas Manowar couldn't get over their masculinity issues and limited themselves to a single genre that was already artistically limited to begin with. Girlschool had true courage, while Manowar were just overcompensating twats. The comparison is not unlike that of you and Trollheart; you aren't afraid to try new things and admit that you like something, even if it seems unbecoming of your persona (like Kate Bush and Britney Spears), whereas Trollheart pretends to accept recommendations when deep down he will always hate everything but Prog, and refuses to enjoy anything new beyond reason (bastard won't even give Office Space a chance). Face it; Girlschool is your spirit animal.

Pet_Sounds · 05-18-2015, 07:05 AM

If you can come up with a legitimate reason why Manowar is better than The Doors…

Aux-In · 05-18-2015, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

So just tell me what ****ty band(s) you like, and I'll educate you on why they suck and Manowar are better.

Fav = Manowar

What happens now?

Oriphiel · 05-18-2015, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by aux-in

What happens now?

I think Manowar wins.

Plankton · 05-18-2015, 08:59 AM

Tell me why "Man O Derp" is better than Black Sabbath.

Trollheart · 05-18-2015, 09:46 AM

Iron Maiden. That is all.

Chula Vista · 05-18-2015, 10:08 AM

Suck it.

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Suck it. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-18-2015, 05:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Girlschool is way more fun and badass than Manowar ever was. And with a little tag-team assistance from Motorhead, I think their victory is more than assured.