Is this mockery?

So you believe everything you read? Even Fox News is wrong every once in a while.

Yes.

Dragonforce > Manowar

Clearly you're an idiot.

Aww, thank you.

Ah man, you're sounding like a certain member who may grow r&B music out of the ground and thinks people who disagree with her are the big R.... You don't want to be thought of in that way do you? Answer my point: one metal band who don't agree Maiden are gods.

I would like to hear about how Manowar are better than Electric Wizard.

Hey, where'd my lunch money go?! :eek:

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Your lack of any opinions of your own is sad, but not all that surprising.

Sword-wielding warriors > dirty stoners

You're struggling now. I think defeat is on the horizon for you. I believe my argument has won the day. If every single metal band on the planet reveres Maiden, and you can't say the same of Manowar....
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Somebody catch that cat! Look: he's heading for his pirate galleon!

Aw, you can do better than that. It doesn't even sound like you're convincing yourself with that one.

I just pointed out how your argument is a textbook logical fallacy, and therefore completely erroneous. If you are mentally incapable of understanding that, then I can't help you.

Bottom dude seems way cooler Buttflower.

Saw this thing on TV a few years ago. It was a sort of mini documentary/extended news piece about Manowar touring the European festivals.

They were constantly surrounded by these models in some kind of a leather catsuit and permanent expressions of boredom.
The crowd themselves were made up of fat middle aged bearded men and men in their 20s & 30s who have probably never been on a date with a real woman in their lives. Speaking of women I think I saw one in the crowd, could be wrong though.
Oh and the biggest cheer seemed to be for the woman who drove a motorcycle onstage with her tits out.
And the music was the usual dumb anthemic rock that makes Gene Simmons compositions sound like those of Bob Dylan in comparison.

Fuck Manowar and their loincloths.

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^Electric Wizard

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^Manowar

Most of them look like they're **** scared they'll fall off those horses. Are they drugged? The horses I mean, although come to mention it, the boys do look a little glassy-eyed. And what's with the guy on the extreme right? He's separated from the other three by a line. Did he inadvertently sleep with a woman and the others are jealous? :laughing:

Be honest, would you really accept drugs from that guy? I mean, once you get to know him, it probably wouldn't be an issue, but when a stranger that grungy offers you bud... well, you take it anyway, but that's just because stoners are idiots. But even then, I'd only be willing to trust the weed.

Oh yeah, cause I'm sure you'll find nothing but babes and babe magnets at a Fall show. All I know is that if both groups of fans got into a brawl, those pansy art school nerds would have their tighty whities stretched so far over their heads, they'd look like a Klan rally.

I'd thought better of you .bob, but apparently you have to trot out a pretty girl in order to justify a band. If Sansa were here, she would be very disappointed in you... or she'd ignore it for the opportunity tell me how ****ty my music taste is. Still, shame, shame, shame.

P.S. Is it just me, or do you get the feeling that Liz Buckingham and Carpe would be BFF's?

He couldn't make it to the photo shoot so they put him in in post.

a pretty girl who plays the guitar better.....oh and an organ....and could smoke you out in a second :)

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^seriously.....Manowar better?

Are we playing the Yngwie card now?

Who the **** are those grandparents?

Ah. Yeah, do I really have to justify why Whitehouse is awful?

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

I DARE you to try and convince me that manowar is better than brokencyde

i knew you couldn't do it

So far your attempts to convince us that Manowar is better have boiled down to a variant of "because I say so". Your debating skills here are zero.

Batlord nil, Everyone else ten million.
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Dude, you can't even grasp basic logic. Maiden can have you.

Korn

Checkmate, Batlord.

Newsflash: They're not jealous

So, can you tell me why do you think Manowar is better than Cream?

Of course. Take the guitar riffs. This little ditty has a solid riff that was rightly influential.




Nice, but compare that with:




You notice how the riffs sound like a motorcycle speeding through a school zone? Cream should really work on that.

This song also brings up another important place where Manowar excel and Cream are sorely lacking. Note these lyrics:

"We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd"

Or from another masterpiece we have:

"Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers, leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers go on get out
Leave the hall"




As you can see Manowar have a strict no wimps policy, which I feel is important both musically and politically. I'm not saying we should throw wimps in camps but if the badass race is to survive and thrive we need to ask ourselves the consequences of miscegenation. Cream's silence on this issue warrants potential criminal charges in my opinion.

Lastly I'll just point out that Cream don't look anywhere near as bitchin' slathered in baby oil.

KORN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>MANOWAR


Come at me bro !!!!! KORN Gots to many bangers !!!!

6 years later checkerd HIS ASS !!!

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they look like a bunch of wannabe off-brand Tarzans who fell into a tub of baby oil

Would you rather be Korny or Manowary? I think I've made my point.

What about Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch? It's not only better metal than Manowar could ever dream of but it's a redemption arch to make up for the many many hate crimes Mark Walberg committed in his youth.

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch never made a song as beautiful as this and you can quote me on that.

It's called Good Vibrations you ****ing retard.