I propose a new genre of rock (noob rock).

**Frownland** · 03-27-2015, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

But are you just kind of reinventing punk rock, or do you have a different "vision"? Metallify that ****? Go more trad hard rock? Hilariously bad jazz-fusion? Gotta upload that **** for laughs/unlikely praise.

Jazz fusion already took care of hilariously bad jazz fusion though.

The Batlord · 03-27-2015, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Jazz fusion already took care of hilariously bad jazz fusion though.

I haven't listened to much jazz-fusion, but I get the feeling that it might just be the worst form of music ever invented. The most boring elements of jazz -- minus both the catchiness of simpler forms, or the potentially interesting qualities of the more experimental strains -- combined with castrated rock-lite.

**Frownland** · 03-27-2015, 12:07 PM

Some jazz fusion is fantastic, but a good lot of it is utter tripe.

HellCell · 03-27-2015, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

But are you just kind of reinventing punk rock, or do you have a different "vision"? Metallify that ****? Go more trad hard rock? Hilariously bad jazz-fusion? Gotta upload that **** for laughs/unlikely praise.

The idea wasn't quite to be super original. I guess I need to listen to more underground punk rock or something to know what's already been done.

I just want to make music without investing so much time and energy. My resources are limited, as if that needed to be said.
I could get good later on, but I'm having feelings of obsession in listening to my own flesh and blood. Like what would birth of my own craft?

Ninetales · 03-27-2015, 01:59 PM

field recordings probably wouldn't be too expensive??

HellCell · 03-27-2015, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninetales

field recordings probably wouldn't be too expensive??

I got my cellphone and I got my desktop microphone. It'll suffice.

Lisnaholic · 03-28-2015, 07:58 AM

Hey ! Hands off jazz fusion. It´s as good (or bad) as any other genre.

Maybe punk rock starts off very simple, but in music the simple things have a way of quickly turning complicated :-

Black Francis · 03-28-2015, 10:19 AM

I strongly oppose to this genre..

it's all attitude not talent and it's cheap way to call yourself a musician.
you start out as a crappy musician and that's all you are until you get better and until you do so i can admire your dedication and spot your potential but can't applaud your act yet.

You need to develop a form and a structure that comes from experience not just plug your instruments and play them loud and call it a day.

Isbjørn · 03-28-2015, 10:32 AM

Is noob rock derivative of the shit genre?

**Janszoon** · 03-28-2015, 11:04 AM

Is this what noob rock would sound like?

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Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Hey ! Hands off jazz fusion. It´s as good (or bad) as any other genre. Maybe punk rock starts off very simple, but in music the simple things have a way of quickly turning complicated :- __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

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Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	I strongly oppose to this genre.. it's all attitude not talent and it's cheap way to call yourself a musician. you start out as a crappy musician and that's all you are until you get better and until you do so i can admire your dedication and spot your potential but can't applaud your act yet. You need to develop a form and a structure that comes from experience not just plug your instruments and play them loud and call it a day. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

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