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12-07-2014, 09:14 PM | #32 (permalink) | |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
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Get super drunk and start singing a dramatic version of this song to the most Catholic person I know. YOU GOT A NICE WHITE DRESS AND A PARTY ON YOUR CONFIRMATION YOU GOTTA BRAND NEW SOUL AND A CROSS'AH GOLD WELL VIRGINIA THEY DIDN'T GIVE YOU QUITE ENOUGH INFORMATION YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON ME YOU WERE COUNTING ON YOUR ROSARY OH OH OHO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Then slap them in the face with a Bible and get my ass arrested.
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12-07-2014, 10:21 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Canada
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One time I was listening to music, and this guy I know bodychecks me as a joke
Headphones still on, I fly through the air, completely ****ing disoriented. I was pissed It was like a Quentin Tarantino movie. |
12-21-2014, 10:39 AM | #38 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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One time I started masturbating to a Wolves In Sheepskin song and the guitarist told me to quit wanking and start playing.
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12-21-2014, 12:11 PM | #40 (permalink) | |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
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... "escape plan". ... or maybe it was more of an emergency evacuation?
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