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Old 10-28-2014, 04:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My grandfather, who isn't known for joking, insists that while researching our family tree he discovered that we are related to Cher in some way.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-28-2014, 04:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Does that mean I'm some kind of Bizarro World Yngwie who can't play guitar?
And you would have to be skinny and have short hair and you would wear your shirts buttoned up to the collar and you would have to be REALLY humble and not drink and and and....

The cosmic question is - Was Yngwie an a-hole before he learned to play guitar or after? I'm thinking he was born that way and the guitar just excuses it. It takes a special kind of person to think, 'Hey - if I unbutton my shirt all the way, women can see my gut better.'

I actually only saw him the first time on That Metal Show and he seemed like he was on pretty good behavior. Once he strapped on that guitar though, it was over. The man is still a monster.
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Old 10-28-2014, 05:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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My favorite Yngwie recording:

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Threatens To Kill Airline Passeng | Video | Break.com
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Old 10-28-2014, 05:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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More silly facts and less guitar wankathons please
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Old 10-28-2014, 05:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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More silly facts and less guitar wankathons please
There was no guitar wankery in my post.

I have a friend that swears they pumped Rod Stewarts stomach and...well you know the rest.
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Old 10-28-2014, 05:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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-half of the *******s on my Facebook feed.
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Paul McCartney played the drum solo on The End from Abbey Road.
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Paul McCartney played the drum solo on The End from Abbey Road.


That's one I'd never heard. On a related note, most Beatles fans will tell you he plays drums on "Back in the USSR", which is half-true.

My friend's dad still thinks Charlie Watts was the bassist and Bill Wyman was the drummer. I haven't bothered to correct him.
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My mother insist that Richard Marx is the best non christian composer ever.

My sister insist that R & B is the only soulful genre out there

My friend insists this song isn't nirvana cause it doesn't sound like a Nirvana tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jja5iWRp1w

Another friend of mine insists music gets no better than U2

Some dude on the Psn once insisted i was gay just cause i like Michael jackson.
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Some dude on the Psn once insisted i was gay just cause i like Michael jackson.
Dude, that's not the reason you're gay.
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