A concert that would make me cry if I missed it:
The original Don Caballero lineup (Ian on guitar)
The original Battles lineup (Tyondai on vocals)
And So I Watch You From Afar

A concert that would make me commit suicide if I missed it:
The original Don Cab lineup performing What Burns Never Returns
BOC performing Geogaddi
Battles playing all of their material live

A concert that I'd commit mass murder to get tickets and would even explode a kitten to get into:
BOC playing all of their material (even the old tunes!)
Aphex Twin playing all of his new, unreleased material, and then playing stuff from SAW 85-92
Battles performing all of their Mirrored material and all of their new material with Tyondai

The above concert would probably last three days, but it would be amazing.

:whythis:

Opening Act: Sixx A.M.
Their entire discog, in order
Headliner: Guns 'N Roses
(original lineup, but bringing out some of the new members on the Chinese Democracy songs)
Welcome to the Jungle
Reckless Life
Nightrain
Out Ta Get Me
Mr. Brownstone
Paradise City
My Michelle
Think About You
You're Crazy
Patience
One in a Million
Civil War
Dust N' Bones
14 Years
Knockin' on Heaven's Door
Live and Let Die
November Rain
The Garden
Garden of Eden
Breakdown
Pretty Tied Up
Lovomotive
Estranged
Dead Horse
Chinese Democracy
Shackler's Revenge
Better
Scraped
Riad 'N The Beduins
Sorry
Madagascar
This I Love
Prostitute
Coma
Rocket Queen (35 songs, and some are long ones. It would probably take forever but hey, worth it)

That would be hard on DJ Ashba, though... To play all of Sixx AM's discog (which would be The Heroin Diaries, mostly (entirely?)) and then nine songs with Guns 'N Roses... would be amazing, anyways.

I'm still trying to figure out who the first band would be...

Clouds
Ado!
Uppermost

I'm sure there is something similar to this but I can't find the thread at the moment.

This is easy though.

AC/DC
Motorhead
Ramones

circa '78. Just a great night of pumped up Rock N Roll.

Three dream shows from the 60`s and 70's:bowdown: Rush don`t sit well with Aerosmith and the Trick...........but who cares.

Late 60`s: Doors, Hendrix, Who
Early 70`s: Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath
Late 70`s: Aerosmith, Cheap Trick, Rush

GG Alin comes out and swings his dick at everybody to get us in the mood. He doesn't play any music, he just screams for our attention like a six year old.
Flipper opens.
Big Black plays the line up from "Pig Pile" only they open with "Racer X" instead of "Fists of Love"
The Cows playing "Cunning Stunts" all the way through.

that would be a great show minus GG Allin....

and honestly i think Sext Pee Story would be a much better album by Cows :)

I'm gonna use a time machine for my concert:

1988 Dinosaur Jr.
1987 RHCP
1991 Primus

In that order...

for a night of rocking out...

Kyuss
Monster Magnet
Black Sabbath


for a night of funking out.

Primus
RHCP
Parliament


for a night of spacing out

Tortoise
Boards of Canada
Air