I'd go back to 1979 or whatever it was and convince U2 that I deserve 1% of their record sales

I'd tell my dad to use this time machine, and to go back to 1987 when he was friends with Kurt Cobain and tell him to get his autograph.

Your dad knew Cobain? That's hella rad

Now why didn't I think of that?

:rofl: I remember that Nickelback troll we had last year lol.

I'd put a call in to Stevie Ray Vaughan and tell him to go by car, the helicopter is out of service... :(

Also, I'd go to the hospital, abduct Mr and Mrs Cowell's newborn baby and put him in a bag, weigh it down with rocks and hurl it into the nearest river. Sorry Simon: It's a no from me!

Note: Trollheart does not advocate nor condone throwing babies in the river.
Unless they're Simon Cowell.

Hide John Bonham's liquor. And lock him in a room. Wonder if it would actually do any good though. Somewhere down the road... ya know...

Dude if you did that though, you would be stealing a very pertinent piece of rock n roll folk lore. (Albeit it may have been ture, but don't rob them of a great story.)

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I would go back in time and stop KISS from forming. I think them forming as a band was the biggest mistake they ever made.