The WORST band names

Bulldog · 07-02-2010, 06:03 PM

A few that may not be as bad as some already mentioned, but just annoy me nonetheless

Portugal. The Man
Danananananananananananananananananananaykroyd
Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia
Bananarama
Fuck Buttons
And You Will Know Us By the Trail Of the Dead
I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism In Your Yearbook
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
OK Go
!!!

etc...

Halpert · 07-02-2010, 06:13 PM

+44
Boxcar Racer
the Transplants
Rancid
Panic! at the Disco
My Chemical Romance

all lame.

Charlemagne · 07-02-2010, 06:23 PM

I guess I'll add some of my own.

I Hate Myself
Get The Hell Out Of The Way Of The Volcano
These Arms Are Snakes
nevershoutnever!
Algernon Cadwallader
The Academy Is...

That will do for now.

Bulldog · 07-02-2010, 06:39 PM

Almost forgot to give 3OH!3 a mention. Something about punctuation in a band name irritates me for some reason or other.

glastonelle · 07-02-2010, 06:49 PM

Torso **** > WTF
Cut Off Your Hands > *wrinkles nose*
Panic! At The Disco > Grrrr.
Raped By Elephants > Yes, Im pretty sure this actually exists.
Elemeno P

rammetal7 · 07-02-2010, 07:01 PM

KoЯn

I want to believe its just "Korn" but last.fm tells me otherwise.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 07-02-2010, 08:56 PM

Sleigh Bells. They're one of my favorite bands too. They're fantastic. But just.......Sleigh Bells. You're thinking of Christmas music. I did too. Its not even ironic, its just retarded. Although I get the Jimmy Buffet parody album cover now.

aaaaaaaaaaaaned....................

Phobophile · 07-02-2010, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glastonelle

Torso **** > WTF
Cut Off Your Hands > *wrinkles nose*
Panic! At The Disco > Grrrr.
Raped By Elephants > Yes, Im pretty sure this actually exists.
Elemeno P

I don't think raped By Elephants is a band name, but it is a song by Torso****.

Lol.

Violent & Funky · 07-02-2010, 09:16 PM

I think OK Go is a fine band name.

Won't catch me arguing with KoRn, however.

I can't believe how many people are so uptight that they can't enjoy a silly band name like Butthole Surfers...

Sljslj · 07-02-2010, 09:21 PM

Strong Bad
Dying Fetus
Limp Bizkit
Christ Incest
HIM
Goat Semen
Phish
Anal Cunt
!!! (yes, that's a real band name. don't ask me how it's pronounced, cuz i haven't a clue)
Cinderella
I
Strapping Young Lad (love the band, never liked the name)
Dragonforce (makes the band sound like their Power Rangers or something)
Helloween
Job For A Cowboy (very memorable name, though)
Firewind
Dethklok (although it was meant to be rediciulous)
Psychostick (same boat as Dethklok)
Down (ima name my band "Up")
Queens Of The Stone Age (the ****? the ****!?)
Kiss (I'd rather not. I'm scared if Gene slips me the tongue, he'll end up licking my asshole)
King Diamond
NSYNC
Fleshgore

I'll add more as I think of them. HOLY ****, THERE'S ALOT OF ****TY BAND NAMES!

07-02-2010, 06:13 PM	#252 (permalink)
Halpert Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 141	+44 Boxcar Racer the Transplants Rancid Panic! at the Disco My Chemical Romance all lame. __________________ My last.fm http://last.fm/user/af-halpert

07-02-2010, 06:23 PM	#253 (permalink)
Charlemagne Say something vague Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,551	I guess I'll add some of my own. I Hate Myself Get The Hell Out Of The Way Of The Volcano These Arms Are Snakes nevershoutnever! Algernon Cadwallader The Academy Is... That will do for now. __________________ Charlemagne had eyes like a lover, but last winter there was weather and his eyes they iced right over. My Last.fm

07-02-2010, 07:01 PM	#256 (permalink)
rammetal7 Soldier Of Aztlán Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 322	KoЯn I want to believe its just "Korn" but last.fm tells me otherwise. __________________

07-02-2010, 09:16 PM	#259 (permalink)
Violent & Funky FUNky Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 2,482	I think OK Go is a fine band name. Won't catch me arguing with KoRn, however. I can't believe how many people are so uptight that they can't enjoy a silly band name like Butthole Surfers... __________________ http://www.last.fm/user/ohio0808 sometimes I don't thrill you sometimes I think I'll kill you just don't let me fuck up will you 'cause when I need a friend it's still you

07-02-2010, 09:21 PM	#260 (permalink)
Sljslj The Omniscient Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Reno, Nevada, USA Posts: 998	Strong Bad Dying Fetus Limp Bizkit Christ Incest HIM Goat Semen Phish Anal Cunt !!! (yes, that's a real band name. don't ask me how it's pronounced, cuz i haven't a clue) Cinderella I Strapping Young Lad (love the band, never liked the name) Dragonforce (makes the band sound like their Power Rangers or something) Helloween Job For A Cowboy (very memorable name, though) Firewind Dethklok (although it was meant to be rediciulous) Psychostick (same boat as Dethklok) Down (ima name my band "Up") Queens Of The Stone Age (the **? the !?) Kiss (I'd rather not. I'm scared if Gene slips me the tongue, he'll end up licking my asshole) King Diamond NSYNC Fleshgore I'll add more as I think of them. HOLY , THERE'S ALOT OF TY BAND NAMES! __________________ MY LYRICS** Last edited by Sljslj; 07-02-2010 at 09:44 PM.

07-02-2010, 06:03 PM	#251 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	A few that may not be as bad as some already mentioned, but just annoy me nonetheless Portugal. The Man Danananananananananananananananananananaykroyd Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia Bananarama Fuck Buttons And You Will Know Us By the Trail Of the Dead I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism In Your Yearbook Clap Your Hands Say Yeah OK Go !!! etc...

07-02-2010, 06:39 PM	#254 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	Almost forgot to give 3OH!3 a mention. Something about punctuation in a band name irritates me for some reason or other.

07-02-2010, 06:49 PM	#255 (permalink)
glastonelle lets make a mess, lioness Join Date: May 2010 Location: NZ Posts: 400	Torso **** > WTF Cut Off Your Hands > wrinkles nose Panic! At The Disco > Grrrr. Raped By Elephants > Yes, Im pretty sure this actually exists. Elemeno P

07-02-2010, 08:56 PM	#257 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	Sleigh Bells. They're one of my favorite bands too. They're fantastic. But just.......Sleigh Bells. You're thinking of Christmas music. I did too. Its not even ironic, its just retarded. Although I get the Jimmy Buffet parody album cover now. aaaaaaaaaaaaned....................