Musical Deathmatch II
 

Last week on Musical Deathmatch we saw the city stomping Godzilla win a comfortable 6/4 victory over the liver romping Jim Morrison in the battle for the title of Lizard King

Today! On Musical Deathmatch. We are asking the question on everybody's lips. WHO? IS? THE? UNDISPUTED? KING OF POP???????

Yes, that's right folks. Today we see the consumer giant that is the Coca-Cola company defend its title against the thriller himself. That no nose! no nonsense! no consistent skin pigmentation. Mr Michael Jackson himself!

Michael Jackson; that shrieking, cha'mone spouting dancing monkey-sorcerer who has not allowed us to discuss his ...many...strange...and....questionable...activiti es...that have...occurred...during his... lifetime will be RESSURECTED face the bout of his life...and..death, as Coca-Cola; that tooth rotting, Pepsi bashing super-drink seeks to prove its supremacy once and for all. This is not one to miss folks...it's gonna get FIZZY!

Coca-Cola v Jackson! Tonight! on Musical Deathmatch II

Did I just swallow some acid?

Yes. /thread

Coca cola would use young boys to give mj the world's smallest boner which would make running difficult in his girl jeans then they would spray him down with a firehose filled with coke. They would capture him and force him to drink jesus juice mix with coke which would make him vulnerable. At this point all of cokes hispanics n middle easterners from their commercial would square off vs the mj fan boys and homosexuals in a dance off. Janet would expose her granny nipple which would distract mj. Coke executives would drown him in vanilla coke

TEN POINTS FOR REALISM! :thumb:

MJ tried to do a Pepsi commercial and got his ass torched. Such is the power of the true king of pop. Coke wins.

I don't think a soft drink will damage him much

True, not at this point.

Especially since he's dead

The sparkling soda would enhance his outfits if anything.