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12-04-2013, 08:56 AM | #2 (permalink) |
David Hasselhoff
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Back in Portland, OR
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I'd rather be shot 850 consecutive times in the face with a bazooka
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12-04-2013, 02:00 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Say something vague
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Usually this month is devoted to me playing Sufjan's Songs for Christmas Volumes 1-10 always, but I've got other stuff too now!
Snow Bunny | Arbor Christmas Collections Like this one by Young Statues. Snow Bunny.
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Charlemagne had eyes like a lover, but last winter there was weather and his eyes they iced right over. My Last.fm |
12-04-2013, 03:25 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
A.B.N.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
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Negative. I try to avoid Christmas music like the plague.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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12-04-2013, 08:18 PM | #10 (permalink) |
Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
Posts: 6,884
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Slick Nick stole the reindeer from the zoo
Fell down my chimney with a keg of brew Put my dog out in the cold Ripped off the candy from my socks Smokin' cloves and drinkin' Scotch Slick Nick you devil you (Devil you, devil you) Slick Nick you devil you (Devil you, devil you) Dressed in red and overweight to boot Stole the TV and the stereo And the toys The toys were broken too You devil you (Devil you, devil you) Slick Nick, Nick you devil you (Devil you, devil you, devil you) I saw Slick Nick fall over the Christmas tree He was a whole different man from what mom and dad told me Spillin' Jack Daniels all over the drapes Spray-painted a bad finger over the fireplace Tattoos on his arms and knees I never thought Santa Claus would be such a sleaze but Slick Nick you devil, you devil you (Devil you, devil you) You just a devil you, you just a devil you You just a devil, devil, devil, devil Cussin' and coughin' and playin' punk-rock And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock Hey, Slick Nick, where are my toys ? You went drinkin' with the boys You put Mad Dog in my sock, I wanted candy I wanted candy, I wanted candy Oh, oh, I thought you were my buddy and chum But you're just a downtown bum Instead of puttin' presents in front of my eyes You just told me a bunch of lies Oh, Slick Nick, devil you (Devil you, devil you, devil you, ooh) Oh, Santa Claus (Devil you, devil you, devil you) (Devil you, devil you, devil you, ooh) Fishbone - Slick Nick, You Devil You Last edited by Psy-Fi; 12-04-2013 at 10:22 PM. Reason: Had to fix a typo. |
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