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10-22-2013, 11:38 PM | #1 (permalink) |
WILDFIRE
Join Date: Jul 2013
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3 Musicians you'd like to have dinner with and why.
Mines are:
Dexter Holland because I want to ask him about what's behind the song "Gone Away". Sameer Gadhia because I love the way he shakes that tambourine of his on stage. Jesse R. Because of he's little illuminati tattoo on his neck. And you? Feel free. |
10-23-2013, 01:41 PM | #2 (permalink) |
don't be no bojangles
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Wales
Posts: 496
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Me: Mick! I know you must be busy from the rock n roll lifestyle, how about coming round mine for dinner tonight, my treat.
Mick Jagger: "Ahh, look at me, I'm shattered." Me: I'm not surprised. What kind of food do you get on the road? Mick: "Methalated sandwich!" Me:...right....Well, A home cooked meal would surely set you straight? Mick: "I don't need no fancy food, I don't need no fancy wine." Me: surely just a drop couldn't hurt? Mick: "Just one drink! And I fall down drunk!" Me: Oh my, we don't want that. Maybe just some soft refreshments instead. I'd love for us to propose a toast. Mick: "Let's drink to the hardworking people!" Me...well...we could, but i'd rather we drink to good health... Mick: "Let's drink to the salt of the earth!" Me: Them as well....okay, if you insist. Any preferences for the main course while we're- Mick: "Say a prayer for his wife and his children!" Me: Yeah..yeah we've covered that Mick, let's talk about the main course. Mick: "Cold Italian pizza! I could use a lemon squeezer!" Me: Well the pizza sounds fine....not really sure what a lemon squeezer...is...Are you sure you wouldn't want your pizza warmed up? Mick: "Hot stuff! Can't get enough!" Me:...is that a yes or a no? Mick: "I've got no expectations" Me: Right, so i'll just go ahead and heat the pizza for us. And you're happy with that? Mick: "Well you cant always get, what you want!" Me: Well you can! I've asked you to tell me exactly what you want. For instance. What would you like for desert? Mick: "The big apple! Don't mind the maggots!" Me: Well I bought them, fresh this morning, do you want me to check for magg- Mick: "Oh cherry, oh cherry, oh baby!" Me:....you want cherries as well? Right. not a problem Mick. Just...try not to interrupt. Do you want anything on them? Seems odd just to have plain fruit. Mick: "Brown sugar!" Me: Oh, didn't see that one coming. Right, we could melt some brown sugar over the top if you'd like? Mick: "Let it loose, let it all come down!" Me:....yep....yeah i'll...i'll do that...Mick, just- Mick: "Press your lips to my hips babe!" Me: Pardon? Mick: "If you really want to be my frieeennd" Me: Mick, there are limitations to friendship...I'm not sure what you're asking me to do. Mick: "All I want, is for you to make love to meee." Me: Good god, Mick! All I wanted was to have dinner! This is sick! Mick "I've been holding out so long. I've been sleeping all alone! Lord I miss you!" Me: Well I missed you too Mick! But I don't want...this! I bought new cutlery for the occasion Keith: "You got the silver!" Me: Not now, Keith! Mick: "Don't you wana live with me!" Me: No.....no, i'm not even sure where you live....This has been a mistake, Mick...It's been a mistake Mick: "I refuse to let you go!" Me: Get help Mick....beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeep Mick: "If I don't get some shelter, oh oh i'm gonna fade away." that's why I wouldn't have anyone round for dinner....
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