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Fenixpunk 06-16-2005 11:32 AM

Disturbing sick and twisted lyrics
 
:yikes: *THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED* :yikes:

post some lyrics, anything from
Johnny Cash "shot a man in Reno just to watch him die"

to Canibal Corpse "Intestines exposed by violent thrusts, The innards removes dissecting the guts"

Sneer 06-16-2005 11:42 AM

radiohead- "we suck young blood" is pretty heavy stuff.
"we want the sweet meats
we want the young blood" is a segment.

"black sabbath" - black sabbath
"puppy dog snails"- 80s matchbox b-line disaster
"red eyes and tears"- BRMC
"heroin"- velvet underground
"venus in furs"- velvet underground
"permanent dawning"- pale faced princess

PhishFood 06-19-2005 07:47 AM

Well we can put forth 80% of the entire heavy metal genre, and we can mention the first pop-ish song about murder "Maxwell's silver hammer" by the beatles,.

Spike*Spiegel 06-19-2005 09:08 PM

go collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall
hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall

oh oh i want your skulls
i need your skulls

--misfits, "skulls"

Soundgardener 06-19-2005 10:03 PM

“Looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered
The Master Butcher

Today I will meet a gentleman
He likes me so much he could eat me up
Soft parts and even hard ones
are on the menu

Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is

It is my part – no
My part – no
There that's my part – no
My part – no

The dull blade good and proper
I'm bleeding heavily and feeling sick
Although I have to fight to stay awake
I keep eating while in convulsions

It's just so well seasoned
and so nicely flambéed
and so lovingly served on porcelain
And with it, a good wine
and gentle candlelight
Yeah I'll take my time
You've got to have some culture

Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is

It is my part – no
My part – no
Because that's my part – no
Yes it's my part – no

A cry will ascend to heaven
It will cut through hosts of angels
Feather-flesh will shriekingly fall
from the top of the clouds onto my childhood"

- "Mein Teil" by Rammstein (Engish Translation)


Note: "Mein" - my
"Teil"- part or piece which is sometimes used in slang to represent the word penis

Sex 06-21-2005 05:43 PM

anything by Necro
i do hate the man, though.

riseagainstrocks 06-21-2005 06:23 PM

The Number 12 Looks Like You has you all beat

Document.Gracebudd

i took her to an empty house in westchester i had already picked up.
when we got there i told her to wait outside, pick wild flowers.
i went upstairs and stripped all of my clothes off.
i knew if i did not i would get her blood on them.
when all was ready i went to the window and called her.
then i hid in the closet until she was in the room.
she saw me all naked and began to cry and tried to run downstairs.
i grabbed her and she said she would tell her mama.
first i stripped her naked.
how she did kick bite and scratch.
i choked her to death.
then i cut her into small peices so i could take my meat to my room, cook
and eat it.
sweet and tender her ass roasted in the oven
it took me nine days to eat her entire body.
i did not **** her.
though i could have as i wished.
she died a virgin.

sleepy jack 06-21-2005 06:32 PM

I LOVE THIS THREAD

"I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead
Well I got something to say
I raped your mother today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread" - Misfits "Last Caress"

Circusfreak45 06-21-2005 07:16 PM

I eat innocent meat
The housewife I will beat
The prolife I will kill
What you won't do I will
I bash myself to sleep
What you sow I will reap
I scar myself you see
I wish I wasn't me

-Marilyn manson

dead_ringer 06-22-2005 07:23 AM

some of these lyrics rule

dog 06-23-2005 05:24 AM

King Missile III: 'the miracle of childbirth'
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Your father ****ed your mother.

At least once your father and your mother were in bed and your father got a hard-on and he stuck it inside your mother and they ****ed.

Sometimes maybe your father ****ed your mother in the ass, and maybe on the night that you were conceived, maybe they did that, before or after, or maybe they didn't. Maybe your father never ****ed your mother's ass. But on the night that you were conceived, one thing is certain: your father ****ed your mother in her ****.

Maybe your mother sucked your father's **** first, and maybe your father ate your mother's pussy. Maybe your father sucked your mother's clit while sticking a finger into your mother's slit until she got really wet. Maybe he got his whole hand up there. If you have older brothers or sisters, then your father probably could have gotten his whole hand up there. If not, then maybe not. But at some point your mother was wet and loose enough to accomodate your father, and they ****ed.

Maybe they did it doggy style. Maybe your mother got on top of your father. Maybe your parents liked to talk dirty to each other when they were ****ing. Maybe your mother screamed "Oh Daddy, oh Daddy, **** me Daddy, **** me **** me **** me!" and then maybe your Daddy shouted "Here it comes, here it comes, get ready bitch here I come!" and then maybe your mother said "*** in me *** in me *** in me oh yeah baby **** your mommy **** your momma's sweet pussy! Oh yeah Daddy, oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah!"

Or maybe they were very quiet.

But at any rate, eventually your father came and sperm shot out of his **** and went up your mother's **** and fertilized her egg and that was you. That was you in your mother's womb, growing like a virus for nine months, making your mother fatter and fatter, making her sick, making her vomit, making her hate your father for doing this to her, making you hate her you, this thing inside of her, like a virus, growing and sucking like a leech attached to her, sucking her blood, drinking her like a vampire fetus, growing and sucking and growing and sucking until one day you want out and you burst through the snotty membrane and you pop out of your mother's **** all covered with blood and a bloody umbilical cord still attaches you to the inside of your mother somewhere until someone snips it off

and you are severed.

You are a seperate being.

This is the miracle of childbirth.

To some, it is proof that is a God.



After you were born, maybe you sucked milk out of your mother's tit. Maybe your father wiped the **** off your ****ty ass, I don't know. You'll have to ask them. But that is basically the way people are born. In a nutshell, that is it. Unless you were a test tube baby, which you weren't, so just face it. Your father ****ed your mother and the next time you're ****ing somebody, just try to keep that in mind.

=woman's voice singing=
*Here it comes*
*Here it comes*
***** me daddy **** me **** me **** me*

=man's voice singing, interspersed with baby cries and orgasmic Noises=
*Here it comes, here it comes, get ready bitch here I come*

Here it comes, here I come... *trails off*

Ooooh, daddy oh daddy oh daddy... *trails off*

sexy_drug 08-20-2005 09:19 PM

Eifersucht (translation) by Rammstein

Am I more handsome
cut up my face
am I stronger
break my neck cowardly
am I smarter
kill me and eat my brain
Do I have your wife
kill me and eat me up completely
then eat me up completely

Am I more honest
bite off my tongue
am I richer
then take everything from me
am I more courageous
kill me and eat my heart
Do I have your wife
kill me and eat me up completely
then eat me up completely
but lick up the plate

Jealousy is cooking

Do I have smooth skin
pull it off in strips
Do I have clear eyes
take the light from me
Do I have a pure soul
kill it in flames
Do I have your wife, then
kill me and eat me up completely
then eat me up completely
but lick up the plate

Jealousy is cooking

What's On Your Neighbors BBQ - Nekromantix

Maybe its just me
Imagining things or being paranoid
But I haven't seen his family
For a long time not in a while
I always thought he was strange
Keeping to himself
And never socialize
But people they can change
When he borrowed my chainsaw
He was pretty nice

A thick smoke fills the air
I'm trying to look but I can't see
What is going on in there
It sure doesn't
Smell like pork or beef to me

What's on your neighbors BBQ...
A weird smell weird sounds is
Coming through to you...

Now it appears to me
I heard the horror story
A few years ago
This guy wiped out his family
He was never caught
And is still on the loose
Could the man next door be he
Should I call the cops
Or leave it alone
Oh my god he is looking at me
While cutting the wires
To my phone

boo boo 08-21-2005 12:25 AM

the lemon song by led zeppelin

"Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor."

top that.

jr. 08-21-2005 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo
the lemon song by led zeppelin

"Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor."

top that.


Actually, these lyrics are straight from Robert Johnson's 'Walkin' Riverside Blues', recorded in either November 1936, or June 1937 (I forget which session right now, Id have to look it up)


As far as twisted lyrics, Alice Cooper has a slight case of necrophilia, as evidenced by a few of his songs, 'Cold Ethyl', and 'I Love The Dead', both songs about, ahem...having 'relations' with dead bodies.

boo boo 08-21-2005 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jr.
Actually, these lyrics are straight from Robert Johnson's 'Walkin' Riverside Blues', recorded in either November 1936, or June 1937 (I forget which session right now, Id have to look it up)

yea i knew that, they did a cover of johnsons traveling riverside blues and it had those same lyrics.

puddin 08-21-2005 01:36 AM

Nick Cave - Stagger Lee Lyrics

It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, "Never ever come back no more"
Stagger Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
Stagger Lee
He said "Mr Motherf**ker, you know who I am"
The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn"
To Stagger Lee
He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherf**ker called Stagger Lee"
Mr. Stagger Lee
Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherf**king asses like you every day"
Mr Stagger Lee
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherf**king head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
With Stagger Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherf**ker's
head"
She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"
Mr. Stagger Lee
"But there's something I have to say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr. Stagger Lee"
"I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll f**k Billy in his motherf**king ass"
Said Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherf**ker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's
*******"
Said Stagger Lee
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be
That bad motherf**ker called Stagger Lee"
Stagger Lee
"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my ****, because If you don't you're gonna be dead"
Said Stagger Lee
Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.

crimepartner 08-21-2005 03:47 AM

The Girls of Porn
Okay, all you pus-sucking mother****ers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my **** gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the **** fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you ***s
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to **** your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to **** you baby... (mr. bungle)

isnt that sexual.......


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