Disturbing sick and twisted lyrics

dog · 06-23-2005, 06:24 AM

King Missile III: 'the miracle of childbirth'
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Your father ****ed your mother.

At least once your father and your mother were in bed and your father got a hard-on and he stuck it inside your mother and they ****ed.

Sometimes maybe your father ****ed your mother in the ass, and maybe on the night that you were conceived, maybe they did that, before or after, or maybe they didn't. Maybe your father never ****ed your mother's ass. But on the night that you were conceived, one thing is certain: your father ****ed your mother in her ****.

Maybe your mother sucked your father's **** first, and maybe your father ate your mother's pussy. Maybe your father sucked your mother's clit while sticking a finger into your mother's slit until she got really wet. Maybe he got his whole hand up there. If you have older brothers or sisters, then your father probably could have gotten his whole hand up there. If not, then maybe not. But at some point your mother was wet and loose enough to accomodate your father, and they ****ed.

Maybe they did it doggy style. Maybe your mother got on top of your father. Maybe your parents liked to talk dirty to each other when they were ****ing. Maybe your mother screamed "Oh Daddy, oh Daddy, **** me Daddy, **** me **** me **** me!" and then maybe your Daddy shouted "Here it comes, here it comes, get ready bitch here I come!" and then maybe your mother said "*** in me *** in me *** in me oh yeah baby **** your mommy **** your momma's sweet pussy! Oh yeah Daddy, oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah!"

Or maybe they were very quiet.

But at any rate, eventually your father came and sperm shot out of his **** and went up your mother's **** and fertilized her egg and that was you. That was you in your mother's womb, growing like a virus for nine months, making your mother fatter and fatter, making her sick, making her vomit, making her hate your father for doing this to her, making you hate her you, this thing inside of her, like a virus, growing and sucking like a leech attached to her, sucking her blood, drinking her like a vampire fetus, growing and sucking and growing and sucking until one day you want out and you burst through the snotty membrane and you pop out of your mother's **** all covered with blood and a bloody umbilical cord still attaches you to the inside of your mother somewhere until someone snips it off

and you are severed.

You are a seperate being.

This is the miracle of childbirth.

To some, it is proof that is a God.

After you were born, maybe you sucked milk out of your mother's tit. Maybe your father wiped the **** off your ****ty ass, I don't know. You'll have to ask them. But that is basically the way people are born. In a nutshell, that is it. Unless you were a test tube baby, which you weren't, so just face it. Your father ****ed your mother and the next time you're ****ing somebody, just try to keep that in mind.

=woman's voice singing=
*Here it comes*
*Here it comes*
***** me daddy **** me **** me **** me*

=man's voice singing, interspersed with baby cries and orgasmic Noises=
*Here it comes, here it comes, get ready bitch here I come*

Here it comes, here I come... *trails off*

Ooooh, daddy oh daddy oh daddy... *trails off*

sexy_drug · 08-20-2005, 10:19 PM

Eifersucht (translation) by Rammstein

Am I more handsome
cut up my face
am I stronger
break my neck cowardly
am I smarter
kill me and eat my brain
Do I have your wife
kill me and eat me up completely
then eat me up completely

Am I more honest
bite off my tongue
am I richer
then take everything from me
am I more courageous
kill me and eat my heart
Do I have your wife
kill me and eat me up completely
then eat me up completely
but lick up the plate

Jealousy is cooking

Do I have smooth skin
pull it off in strips
Do I have clear eyes
take the light from me
Do I have a pure soul
kill it in flames
Do I have your wife, then
kill me and eat me up completely
then eat me up completely
but lick up the plate

Jealousy is cooking

What's On Your Neighbors BBQ - Nekromantix

Maybe its just me
Imagining things or being paranoid
But I haven't seen his family
For a long time not in a while
I always thought he was strange
Keeping to himself
And never socialize
But people they can change
When he borrowed my chainsaw
He was pretty nice

A thick smoke fills the air
I'm trying to look but I can't see
What is going on in there
It sure doesn't
Smell like pork or beef to me

What's on your neighbors BBQ...
A weird smell weird sounds is
Coming through to you...

Now it appears to me
I heard the horror story
A few years ago
This guy wiped out his family
He was never caught
And is still on the loose
Could the man next door be he
Should I call the cops
Or leave it alone
Oh my god he is looking at me
While cutting the wires
To my phone

boo boo · 08-21-2005, 01:25 AM

the lemon song by led zeppelin

"Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor."

top that.

jr. · 08-21-2005, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo

the lemon song by led zeppelin

"Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor."

top that.

Actually, these lyrics are straight from Robert Johnson's 'Walkin' Riverside Blues', recorded in either November 1936, or June 1937 (I forget which session right now, Id have to look it up)

As far as twisted lyrics, Alice Cooper has a slight case of necrophilia, as evidenced by a few of his songs, 'Cold Ethyl', and 'I Love The Dead', both songs about, ahem...having 'relations' with dead bodies.

boo boo · 08-21-2005, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jr.

Actually, these lyrics are straight from Robert Johnson's 'Walkin' Riverside Blues', recorded in either November 1936, or June 1937 (I forget which session right now, Id have to look it up)

yea i knew that, they did a cover of johnsons traveling riverside blues and it had those same lyrics.

puddin · 08-21-2005, 02:36 AM

Nick Cave - Stagger Lee Lyrics

It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, "Never ever come back no more"
Stagger Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
Stagger Lee
He said "Mr Motherf**ker, you know who I am"
The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn"
To Stagger Lee
He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherf**ker called Stagger Lee"
Mr. Stagger Lee
Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherf**king asses like you every day"
Mr Stagger Lee
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherf**king head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
With Stagger Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherf**ker's
head"
She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"
Mr. Stagger Lee
"But there's something I have to say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr. Stagger Lee"
"I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll f**k Billy in his motherf**king ass"
Said Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherf**ker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's
*******"
Said Stagger Lee
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be
That bad motherf**ker called Stagger Lee"
Stagger Lee
"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my ****, because If you don't you're gonna be dead"
Said Stagger Lee
Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.

crimepartner · 08-21-2005, 04:47 AM

The Girls of Porn
Okay, all you pus-sucking mother****ers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my **** gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the **** fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you ***s
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to **** your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to **** you baby... (mr. bungle)

isnt that sexual.......

06-23-2005, 06:24 AM	#11 (permalink)
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 860	King Missile III: 'the miracle of childbirth' ----- Your father **ed your mother. At least once your father and your mother were in bed and your father got a hard-on and he stuck it inside your mother and they ed. Sometimes maybe your father ed your mother in the ass, and maybe on the night that you were conceived, maybe they did that, before or after, or maybe they didn't. Maybe your father never ed your mother's ass. But on the night that you were conceived, one thing is certain: your father ed your mother in her . Maybe your mother sucked your father's first, and maybe your father ate your mother's pussy. Maybe your father sucked your mother's clit while sticking a finger into your mother's slit until she got really wet. Maybe he got his whole hand up there. If you have older brothers or sisters, then your father probably could have gotten his whole hand up there. If not, then maybe not. But at some point your mother was wet and loose enough to accomodate your father, and they ed. Maybe they did it doggy style. Maybe your mother got on top of your father. Maybe your parents liked to talk dirty to each other when they were ing. Maybe your mother screamed "Oh Daddy, oh Daddy, me Daddy, me me me!" and then maybe your Daddy shouted "Here it comes, here it comes, get ready bitch here I come!" and then maybe your mother said "* in me * in me * in me oh yeah baby ** your mommy your momma's sweet pussy! Oh yeah Daddy, oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah!" Or maybe they were very quiet. But at any rate, eventually your father came and sperm shot out of his and went up your mother's and fertilized her egg and that was you. That was you in your mother's womb, growing like a virus for nine months, making your mother fatter and fatter, making her sick, making her vomit, making her hate your father for doing this to her, making you hate her you, this thing inside of her, like a virus, growing and sucking like a leech attached to her, sucking her blood, drinking her like a vampire fetus, growing and sucking and growing and sucking until one day you want out and you burst through the snotty membrane and you pop out of your mother's all covered with blood and a bloody umbilical cord still attaches you to the inside of your mother somewhere until someone snips it off and you are severed. You are a seperate being. This is the miracle of childbirth. To some, it is proof that is a God. After you were born, maybe you sucked milk out of your mother's tit. Maybe your father wiped the off your ty ass, I don't know. You'll have to ask them. But that is basically the way people are born. In a nutshell, that is it. Unless you were a test tube baby, which you weren't, so just face it. Your father ed your mother and the next time you're *ing somebody, just try to keep that in mind. =woman's voice singing= Here it comes* Here it comes *** me daddy me me ** me* =man's voice singing, interspersed with baby cries and orgasmic Noises= Here it comes, here it comes, get ready bitch here I come Here it comes, here I come... trails off Ooooh, daddy oh daddy oh daddy... trails off __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz. http://theraffinkids.bandcamp.com/ music^

08-20-2005, 10:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
sexy_drug BEERCOLA Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 114	Eifersucht (translation) by Rammstein Am I more handsome cut up my face am I stronger break my neck cowardly am I smarter kill me and eat my brain Do I have your wife kill me and eat me up completely then eat me up completely Am I more honest bite off my tongue am I richer then take everything from me am I more courageous kill me and eat my heart Do I have your wife kill me and eat me up completely then eat me up completely but lick up the plate Jealousy is cooking Do I have smooth skin pull it off in strips Do I have clear eyes take the light from me Do I have a pure soul kill it in flames Do I have your wife, then kill me and eat me up completely then eat me up completely but lick up the plate Jealousy is cooking What's On Your Neighbors BBQ - Nekromantix Maybe its just me Imagining things or being paranoid But I haven't seen his family For a long time not in a while I always thought he was strange Keeping to himself And never socialize But people they can change When he borrowed my chainsaw He was pretty nice A thick smoke fills the air I'm trying to look but I can't see What is going on in there It sure doesn't Smell like pork or beef to me What's on your neighbors BBQ... A weird smell weird sounds is Coming through to you... Now it appears to me I heard the horror story A few years ago This guy wiped out his family He was never caught And is still on the loose Could the man next door be he Should I call the cops Or leave it alone Oh my god he is looking at me While cutting the wires To my phone __________________ <img src="http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/sexy_drug/FCposter.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> www.myspace.com/foetalcastration

08-21-2005, 02:36 AM	#16 (permalink)
puddin Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 87	Nick Cave - Stagger Lee Lyrics It was back in '32 when times were hard He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards Stagger Lee He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that Stagger Lee His woman threw him out in the ice and snow And told him, "Never ever come back no more" Stagger Lee So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood Stagger Lee He said "Mr Motherfker, you know who I am" The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn" To Stagger Lee He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see I'm that bad motherfker called Stagger Lee" Mr. Stagger Lee Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way And I kick motherfking asses like you every day" Mr Stagger Lee Well those were the last words that the barkeep said 'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfking head Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown Was known to make more money than any bitch in town She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt With Stagger Lee She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!" Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfker's head" She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time. Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime" Mr. Stagger Lee "But there's something I have to say before you begin You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in, Mr. Stagger Lee" "I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass And furthermore I'll fk Billy in his motherfking ass" Said Stagger Lee "I'm a bad motherfker, don't you know And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's *****" Said Stagger Lee Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be That bad motherfker called Stagger Lee" Stagger Lee "Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees And suck my **, because If you don't you're gonna be dead" Said Stagger Lee Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head And Stag filled him full of lead Oh yeah. __________________ Go back to those gold soundz.**

08-21-2005, 01:25 AM	#13 (permalink)
boo boo Dr. Prunk Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where the buffalo roam. Posts: 12,137	the lemon song by led zeppelin "Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed. I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor." top that.

08-21-2005, 04:47 AM	#17 (permalink)
crimepartner perfect hugging size Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: in the hearts of millions Posts: 171	The Girls of Porn Okay, all you pus-sucking mother**ers out there It's time to win a chance to butt-bang Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666 The urge is too much to take All I can think about is playing with myself It's time to masturbate I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else Ginger...Ginger My hand gets tired and my gets sore But the girls of porn want more So I flip throught the pages one more time And I just let the fly Yeah yeah yeah A quarter for a peep show A private booth or talking to a naked whore XXX video 976 and I can whack it on the phone Nobody's home, I'm alone The devil in Miss Jones Nobody's home, I'm alone Aja & John Holmes We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes Hairy balls and hairy bushes S & M, whips and chains Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks We got rape, necro & both ways And lots of hung studs for all you s We got incest & bestiality too We got Sade & the sweetest taboo We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo And guys who'd love to * your shoe There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav And D-cup mamas with so much cleave Senior citizens who love to watch And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah! Ain't got no woman next to me I just got this magazine And what's on the TV screen But that's okay with me I was trained to ** you baby... (mr. bungle) isnt that sexual.......