Worst...

Paul Smeenus · 09-20-2013, 11:27 AM

I did my diligence and googled MB for prior threads, none that I found were what I want to discuss in this thread, I found worst lyrics, wost rock song by an otherwise good band, so on. I just wanna know what everyone thinks is the utter dreck of music, for *whatever* reason.

Also, with a thread like this, there needs to be a rule. If someone hates something you like, no flamethrowing. It's their opinion, just deal, put on your big boy/girl panties and post whatever *you* hate. Fair enough?

My first pick is easy. Worst cover song, worst video, worst medley, worst shoehorning in your talentless mullet-sporting boyfriend, worst MILFey prancing around in your underwear, Worst Nietzsche reference, worst tone in a piano introduction, on and on, you name it I hate it.

4gotmyPW · 09-20-2013, 11:36 AM

This song is pretty epic, even the video is epic in a cliché way, you're wrong

Paul Smeenus · 09-20-2013, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 4gotmyPW

This song is pretty epic, even the video is epic in a cliché way, you're wrong

Well...

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

Also, with a thread like this, there needs to be a rule. If someone hates something you like, no flamethrowing. It's their opinion, just deal, put on your big boy/girl panties and post whatever *you* hate. Fair enough?

Plankton · 09-20-2013, 11:40 AM

^Petey no likey^

Maybe not the worst song ever (Tiny Tims' Tiptoe comes to mind), but it really irritated me when one of the sound engineers for a company I worked for would use this for testing a 30,000 watt sound system.

Mark Morrison - Return Of The Mack [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube

Paul Smeenus · 09-20-2013, 12:02 PM

^ I made it almost 30 seconds into that...

Any worst list would have to include this woman for me. And WTF is the deal with the gesticulation at 3:30???

I said it twelve years ago and I'll say it again today. I'd rather shove a burning wolverine up my butt than let Celine Dion give me $200.

Paedantic Basterd · 09-20-2013, 12:19 PM

I'm going to throw the first real punch and say that I hate Lana Del Rey. Her music is boring, her lyrics are embarrassing, and to make her all the worse, she has the whiniest, duck-faciest, poutiest singing voice I've ever heard. I just can't.

Paul Smeenus · 09-20-2013, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I'm going to throw the first real punch and say that I hate Lana Del Rey. Her music is boring, her lyrics are embarrassing, and to make her all the worse, she has the whiniest, duck-faciest, poutiest singing voice I've ever heard. I just can't.

I thought I threw a couple pretty solid punches.

I don't care for LDR either.

Paedantic Basterd · 09-20-2013, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

I thought I threw a couple pretty solid punches.

I don't care for LDR either.

I knew someone was going to question that. I guess it's because I know there are people here who love her, so I said it knowing who was going to be annoyed by it, heh.

djchameleon · 09-20-2013, 01:44 PM

I'm not sure how bands like this and Brokencyde are still putting out music. Who is actually buying their music and enjoying it?

Trollheart · 09-20-2013, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

I did my diligence and googled MB for prior threads, none that I found were what I want to discuss in this thread, I found worst lyrics, wost rock song by an otherwise good band, so on. I just wanna know what everyone thinks is the utter dreck of music, for *whatever* reason.

Also, with a thread like this, there needs to be a rule. If someone hates something you like, no flamethrowing. It's their opinion, just deal, put on your big boy/girl panties and post whatever *you* hate. Fair enough?

My first pick is easy. Worst cover song, worst video, worst medley, worst shoehorning in your talentless mullet-sporting boyfriend, worst MILFey prancing around in your underwear, Worst Nietzsche reference, worst tone in a piano introduction, on and on, you name it I hate it.

You forgot to mention that they savaged "Free bird" for this piece of dren too!

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	^Petey no likey^ Maybe not the worst song ever (Tiny Tims' Tiptoe comes to mind), but it really irritated me when one of the sound engineers for a company I worked for would use this for testing a 30,000 watt sound system. Mark Morrison - Return Of The Mack [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube __________________ See location...

09-20-2013, 11:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
4gotmyPW Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 63	This song is pretty epic, even the video is epic in a cliché way, you're wrong

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Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I'm going to throw the first real punch and say that I hate Lana Del Rey. Her music is boring, her lyrics are embarrassing, and to make her all the worse, she has the whiniest, duck-faciest, poutiest singing voice I've ever heard. I just can't.