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07-11-2013, 11:47 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
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Hey I've read some of your posts. In all honesty you should pursue mixed martial arts and become a pro fighter. You encompass the very essence of what it means to be a fighter. No friends, no family, a virgin, lifts weights, has strong morals. To me those qualities are those of a champion. You don't have girlfriend, wife, or kids, which leaves plenty of training time, to me a man either gets a girl/starts a family or he fights. Fighting is truly something a forever alone can and should embrace. Instead of having a family and social life you spend those lone nights working out, improving skills, getting bigger, stronger, meaner. It only takes as little as 4 years to make it big. If you put in the effort I can see you beating Jon Jones and becoming the new light heavyweight champion of the world (I'm not joking in the least bit). Jon Jones is a family man with a wife and kids. A 30 year old virgin muscle man is a force not to be messed with. And once the title is yours you can make a difference by speaking out to others. You can change the world and become a beacon of hope for all forever alone's and virgins out there. Give this a thought, I'm being dead serious by the way.
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07-12-2013, 12:16 AM | #3 (permalink) | ||
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Or you can become a broadway actor. You know what they say, actors get vagine, lots of it. I should know, I'm the Donkey in Shrek The Musical.
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