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top 5 coolest ways to die
1. eaten alive by horny transexual gorillas 2. having your heart stabbed out with a sharpened pool cue then slowly watching it stop beating as you die 3. sucking your arm so hard that you create a syphon effect creating a neverending cycle whereby you rotate around through yourself. 4. jumping off the empire state building into a pack of ravenous dogs with a slaughtered cow strapped to various parts of your body 5. ran around in circles so fast that you dig a hole in the ground until you fall into a pool of lava and are cooked alive... hope you were amused... if not, dont blame me... |
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ok 5 reasons why im tired *lack of sleep :hphones: *to much general movement *practising with the band *seeing my b/f, enough said on that *and cuz i got up to early |
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5 things i bought yesterday
- black silk ribbon -black legwarmers (!) - a floaty dress that's all sequiny -a kinder egg (i got a plastic bugs bunny with the theme 'looney tunes in ancient greece' o_O) - some glittery eyeliner 5 favourite types of tea - white lotus - camomile with honey - everyday tea mmm - carrie's ginseng and apple tea - peach and green tea |
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5 Reasons Not To Do Revision
-I need to check my email (yes mother it does take 2-3 hours) -My hayfever is too bad so I can't see the books -I strained my wrist opening a jar of jam therefore cannot write -I am too emotionally unstable to even contemplate doing anything that reminds me of school -The exam isn't for, like, a whole 4 days |
Top Ten Signs You Drank To Much This Weekend
10. You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping -- with your Oldsmobile. 9. Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday. 8. For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the car. 7. You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam. 6. Absolut wants to run an add featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle. 5. Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's VomitMan!" 4. The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants. 3. Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions. 2. Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat. 1. You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge. |
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ten thoughts i've had recently
1. broccoli 2. jesus going poop 3. i should watch a movie 4. poodles are the ugliest animals i've ever seen, especially when they're shaved 5. a pencil is a deadly weapon 6. rooster 7. my shirt smells like icky 8. everyone living in this city is a redneck whoremonger 9. chocolate cheese curds 10. ............. |
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