Eurovision 2013 Thread

[misspoptart]

Well, national selections have begun, and with the concert just a mere 4 months and 3 days (!!!) away, we should start making fun of the songs as soon as possible!

I love Eurovision for what it is: a hilarious game that highlights all of the tension between and underlying arrogance of participating nations. As well as a reflection of the general level of creativity in each country. I also find some songs to be damn catchy.

So far, the following songs have been selected for Malmö 2013. What do ya'll think of them? I vote **** as usual, and actually I can't say a single one is worth my vote. Although I am extremely pissed off this year because Turkey will not be participating (my place of residence), which means I can't actually vote after all.

From Lithuania:


my rating: 2/10

From Ukraine:


UGH!!! 1/10

From Albania:



4/10, at least they sing in albanian!

From Belgium:


2/10, ****e. Kid can't sing in any language probably.

From Switzerland:


At LEAST this song is a little bit catchy. The video makes me feel embarrassed for Switzerland, but that is why I think these guys have a chance.

6/10

That's it for now.