Your most hated Christmas songs

Trollheart · 12-04-2012, 06:27 AM

Okay, so Tore is determined to get you all into the Christmas spirit, but I don't bring you peace and joy, I bring you woe and pestilence! Bah humbug! Post the Christmas songs that you HATE, that make you want to hang yourself from the Christmas tree and poke your eyes out with skewers.

This is mine. Don't even talk to me about it.

**Janszoon** · 12-04-2012, 06:39 AM

"Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney is the worst Christmas song I can think of. From the cheesy synthesizer to the lame lyrics, it has literally zero redeeming features. The single even has terrible cover art (see below). Apparently McCartney is embarrassed by this song these days, as he should be.

Mojo · 12-04-2012, 09:53 AM

All of them.

Seriously, I like The Pogues, John Lennon and thats about it.

I used to work in retail and as much as I like Christmas, I cannot stand Christmas music. I attribute my hatred to having the same songs played on a loop for the six weeks leading up to Christmas while attempting to work around demented shoopers, rush shoopers and old women fighting over the last turkey. And I mean a fist-fight.

This one has to be the most vile, putrid, loathsome thing I have ever heard though.

Key · 12-04-2012, 10:30 AM

^ Same as above, I don't like Christmas music at all. It's playing everywhere this month and it's near impossible to get away from.

Blarobbarg · 12-04-2012, 10:33 AM

I work in a grocery store so I pretty much loathe all Christmas music.

I have a hard spot in my heart for the most awful of all Christmas songs, though.

Listen to it. Think a bout the words. It's about rape. And none of you can tell me differently.

LoathsomePete · 12-04-2012, 10:37 AM

All of them. I love Christmas but by god it's got the lamest music ever.

**Janszoon** · 12-04-2012, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

All of them. I love Christmas but by god it's got the lamest music ever.

How about this?

LoathsomePete · 12-04-2012, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

How about this?

Nope.

**Janszoon** · 12-04-2012, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Nope.

Nope, what?

LoathsomePete · 12-04-2012, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Nope, what?

Didn't like it. Christmas songs (both traditional and contemporary) just do nothing for me. I know it's Christmas time, I don't need "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" to remind me.

12-04-2012, 06:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Your most hated Christmas songs Okay, so Tore is determined to get you all into the Christmas spirit, but I don't bring you peace and joy, I bring you woe and pestilence! Bah humbug! Post the Christmas songs that you HATE, that make you want to hang yourself from the Christmas tree and poke your eyes out with skewers. This is mine. Don't even talk to me about it. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-04-2012, 06:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	"Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney is the worst Christmas song I can think of. From the cheesy synthesizer to the lame lyrics, it has literally zero redeeming features. The single even has terrible cover art (see below). Apparently McCartney is embarrassed by this song these days, as he should be. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

12-04-2012, 09:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	All of them. Seriously, I like The Pogues, John Lennon and thats about it. I used to work in retail and as much as I like Christmas, I cannot stand Christmas music. I attribute my hatred to having the same songs played on a loop for the six weeks leading up to Christmas while attempting to work around demented shoopers, rush shoopers and old women fighting over the last turkey. And I mean a fist-fight. This one has to be the most vile, putrid, loathsome thing I have ever heard though. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

12-04-2012, 10:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
Blarobbarg Do good. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 2,065	I work in a grocery store so I pretty much loathe all Christmas music. I have a hard spot in my heart for the most awful of all Christmas songs, though. Listen to it. Think a bout the words. It's about rape. And none of you can tell me differently. __________________ https://rateyourmusic.com/~Blarobbarg ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆　^my RYM^　｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆ (◠‿◠✿)

12-04-2012, 10:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	All of them. I love Christmas but by god it's got the lamest music ever. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

12-04-2012, 10:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	^ Same as above, I don't like Christmas music at all. It's playing everywhere this month and it's near impossible to get away from.